Dr Rotwang! has a list of weapons atheists can use in our “War on Christmas.” I’m a personal fan of this one since I deploy it more than any other one:
WTF-1 LOOK OF SKEPTICAL DISBELIEF
Still standard-issue, this year’s WTF-1 has been slightly upgraded in response to changing battlefield conditions. Extensive testing ensures that “The Look” can be successfully deployed in response to Rick Perry TV ads, Doomsday Predictions and anything that Michelle Bachmann says.
Truth be told, if there’s a war at all (and there really isn’t), I would suspect more Christians are on our side than not. They celebrate Christmas however they want and they don’t care how your family celebrates it. They get pissed off whenever they hear a small faction of loud Christians proclaim that everyone must celebrate Christmas the same way they do: Saying “Merry Christmas,” going to church, or celebrating the birth of Jesus. The more secular and diverse the holidays get and the more we celebrate that, the faster those boorish Christians lose the fake war.