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… the shark or the baby?
In any case, I now know sharks are atheists.
(Thanks to Leyan for the link!)
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Cute picture, lame joke.
What if it’s a baby lawyer, hmm?
Joking aside, that kid looks delicious. I mean adorable.
Lol, the baby is cute! <3 But I don't get the joke, how are sharks atheists?
It’s bad enough how you beat that dead horse of a joke, now you’re really stretching it to the breaking point to make the joke.
But hey, we all need a hobby I guess.
As I’ve asked many times before, where exactly do people earnestly assert that atheists eat babies? I’ve only heard it mentioned here as a set up for what must be one of your favorite memes.
Do sharks believe in god(s)?
The whole ‘atheists eat babies’ thing is kind of getting old.
Think of all the time you could have spent not dealing with the whole ‘atheists eat babies’ thing if you’d clicked the X instead of commenting!
we’re gonna need a bigger baby…
Squeeee! So utterly adorable! I could just gobble that baby right up!
Hey Captain Literal, perhaps you should invest in some good scotch and Internet porn to relieve all of your pent up angst.
Jesus tapdancing Christ dude, you must be an absolute bug at cocktail parties.
Oh, so it’s that old atheists-eat-babies joke? That’s it? OK. Now I get it. That’s, um, funny I guess. Cute baby, at least.
Now that’s funny!
Wasn’t Newt a cute kid?
Didn’t you know that atheists eat babies?
All I could think of was, “It’s MEGA-SHARK!”
I could have sworn sharks were Christians, I mean don’t they just love to prey on the defenseless?
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