Pat Roberston has been talking to his sky-friend, and he learned something interesting. He thinks he knows who the next American president will be. But he’s “not supposed to talk about that,” so the rest of us are none the wiser. But the Lord did have some non-confidential information for Robertson:
Your country will be torn apart by internal stress. A house divided cannot stand. Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority — it’s a radical view of the future of this country, and so that’s why we’re having this division. This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because if America falls, there’s no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer.
It’s remarkable how much the Lord’s wisdom resembles right-wing talking points… But wait, there’s more!
A time of maximum stress and peril, greater than at any time since the CBN ministry began. This country will begin disintegrating.
CBN has been around since 1961, so he points out that this is no small thing. He had to press hard to find out what it was before learning that it will be an “economic collapse” and that we “are bringing it upon ourselves.”
Apparently, God doesn’t have any suggestions for preventing it… but at least we have Robertson to forewarn us. I’m sure everyone’s freaking out as we speak.