A Chipotle Food Baby

This is quite possibly the most delicious meal ever created:

The guacamole costs extra, though.

(Thanks to Brian for the link!)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • bigjohn756

    If you feed the baby the right stuff, it’ll make its own guacamole.

    • Kevin_Of_Bangor

      Well played +1 internets

    • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ Anonymous

      Dammit, I get enough of THAT kind of stuff at STFU Parents! (And can we please stop associating baby poop with food?)

      • http://conuly.livejournal.com/ Uly

        You do realize that baby poop – all poop, in fact – is nothing more than what’s left over from food once your body has digested it, right? You can’t help but associate the two!

        • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ Anonymous

          Well, DUH. I’d just rather keep food somewhat appetizing, you know?

          On STFUP, sure, we’ve seen submissions comparing baby poop to fresh-baked bread and buttered popcorn, we’ve seen that godawful baby-shower game with the diapers and melted chocolate *gag*, we’ve seen full-on diaper explosions, piles of puke, naked-kid-on-the-loo photos, “look what my kid did in the loo” photos, a “my kid left a random pile of poop in a toy dump truck” photo, placenta smoothies, baked placenta, fried placenta, placenta art, and the dreaded “poop in the bathtub” photos. And every time we think it can’t possibly get worse, it does — with a kid snotting all over himself *gag* and his mum grabbed the camera. We EXPECT it there.

          But NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition– er, I mean, NOBODY expects to be ambushed by “let’s compare food with baby poop” on an ATHEIST site!

  • Greisha

    Hemant, you need to retire this joke.

    • Crashring

      I said this a few weeks after he started doing em, wasnt funny, now its beating an unfunny dead horse.

      • Kevin_Of_Bangor

        Well some of us still find it very amusing.

        • Anonymous

          indeed, it’s gone from hip to stale to tired to meme. i enjoy these entries immensely. it’s a sign of how far we’ve come, imho. 

    • Anonymous

      I still like them (mostly because the photos are usually really cute), and obviously Hemant still likes them. If you don’t like them, they’re easy enough to skip. Just disregard any baby pics you may see on the site and you won’t have to deal with it ;)

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe in Heaven, but Chipotle burritos are heavenly!

    Hemant, I understand, I have the same addiction.

  • http://hauntedtimber.wordpress.com/ timberwraith

     That baby is extremely cute.

    I love this joke because it’s time-worn. There’s a certain amount of humor in watching people groan.

    And, of course, the babies are usually cute.

  • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ Anonymous

    Still not as cute as a purr-ito. (But definitely too cute to eat.)

  • Xan

    Hehe, I just finished sharing a burrito with my 7 month old. He had to gum it to death.

    http://xandergomez.com/enter/updates/ 

  • Patrick

    How about starting a “chip-in” campaign to buy Hemant a better joke?  I’m good for twenty, at the least . . .

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/KHUGSYMRDZ635QMFO5P6UA5MTM nunya

    I think mine has got bad refried beans.

  • Grumble F Kitty

    I think it’s funny and the baby is adorable; what I’m tired of is all the whining. Hello, whose blog is this, anyway? Sheesh!

    • Crashring

      Cant criticize a stale joke because its his blog? How nout christians respond to criticism by saying “Whose religion is it anyway?”…. hahaha

      Not that i care about being associated with baby eating…i have a band hoodie, dying fetus with a dead baby fetus on it haha….

  • http://www.bblss.org/ Miki

    I love these!  And I don’t know who’s cuter–the oblivious babies or the ones who look like they’re in on the joke. 


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