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  • scotankhamen

    i’m guessing it was either Morgan Freeman, or James Earl Jones. i doubt it would have gone over too well if they sounded like Darth Vader  😉

  • NathanDST

    Oh, I don’t know. If they claimed they had seeded our planet eons ago and guided our development from afar, sounding like Darth Vader would seem appropriate. “Earth, we are your father!”

  • Michael

    Aww, they decided they looked too much like naughty bits after the last comic.