Why Won’t the Copy Machine Listen to God?

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  • Kevin_Of_Bangor

    Now that was funny!

  • Edmond

    Is that Cerebus?

  • Pureone

    Huh? One headed Pig. Not Cerebus.

  • Dalillama

     There’s a bit of confusion, I think.  Cerberus is the three headed hound of Hades.  Cerebus is an anthroporphic aardvark from a comic of the same name, written by Dave Sims.  The pig in the comic above isn’t either one, though. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YRBDWLRA7ZKZODNUR4427CQVCU F. Bacon

    When my doctor suggested acupuncture, I told him I am as well served with a voodoo priest or Santaria practitioner sprinkling around some chicken blood.  

  • chicago dyke, evolved outlaw

    because unlike your doctor, you have years of education and experience with effective medical therapies. well done!

  • http://twitter.com/TychaBrahe TychaBrahe

    When acupuncture is proven an effective medical therapy, we’ll talk.  

  • http://squeakysoapbox.com/ Rich Wilson

    A co-worker of mine did a tiny bit of research on his doctor and asked his insurance company for a different one.  I think they did, but I’ll have to ask him.

  • http://squeakysoapbox.com/ Rich Wilson

    With all our recent talk of slavery and genocide and rape, we’ve pretty much overlooked all the animal sacrifice.

  • The Other Weirdo

    That’s OK. So long as we eat them afterwards—the animals, not the slaves—no harm, no fowl.

  • http://twitter.com/ErnestValdemar Ernest Valdemar

    Many, many years ago, a friend persuaded me to shoot pool with him (eight-ball, for those of you keeping score at home). I protested that I didn’t know the game, but he insisted.

    After losing several rounds, I adopted a formal pose and said aloud, “Oh, Satan, lord of this Earth and prince of lies, see that my ball travels true, and that I am victorious in sinking the six ball in the corner pocket. In your name, and in the name of your unholy minions, I demand this, amen.”

    So, I won that game, and my friend went into full freak-out mode, and told me how dangerous it was to mess with the forces of evil. My response? I no longer allow people to manipulate me into games I don’t want to play. You know, because I command the forces of evil.

  • Anonymous-Sam

     For full effect, declare that last after inhaling a breath of sulfur hexaflouride.

  • Keulan

    Nice. Either option would be just as (in)effective, but I think waving a dead chicken over it would at least be amusing.

  • paulalovescats

    I give up. I can’t see the cartoon here, and I can’t see it clearly readable in google.