Religion and Butt Zits

How no one thought of this before, I don’t know:

What would other belief systems say? Let us know in the comments 🙂

(via Toothpaste for Dinner)


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  • Guest

    I LOVE Toothpastefordinner!!!! Drew is amazing 🙂

  • Thalfon

    Oh no! Ass thetans!

  • TiltedHorizon

    Odd. Seems the atheist derriere has one less zit then the counterparts.

  • Mayan Cataclysmist: we’re just seeing little events around the black hole that will destroy the world on December 21, 2012.

    Astrologer: the Moon is entering a very unfortuitous constellation.

    Pastafarian: I prayed for ziti, dammit, ziti!

  • Michael

    Pagan: These happenned for a variety of reasons.

  • GB

    Islam: “Please cover that up.”

  • Hindu: These are the butt zits I didn’t deal with in my previous life

    Zen Buddhist: Butt zits are like rocks in the abbey’s garden.  The wind passes over them and rain fall on them, and what does that mean to you?  You can only sit.

    Jehovah’s Witness:  *Knock-knock* We’d like to share with you the truth about butt zits.

    Mormons: *Knock-knock* Butt zits actually come from Missouri.

  • Astrologer: the Moon is entering a very unfortuitous constellation.

    … ouch

  • “We’re all atheists with respect to most zits. I just go one zit further than you.”

  • TiltedHorizon

     LOL

  • Ndonnan

    Sceince and reason:-blocked pores gave me these for no reason_get it lol

  • Hey, did anyone else notice:  Atheists have one less zit !

  • Luke H

    Judaism: “Oy, butt zits.  We always suffer so.” 

  • Luke H

    Jedi: “These are not the zits you’re looking for.” 

  • Fsq

    The Jewish Mother:

    If you find these butt zits on me, please call my son and tell him they are much worse than they look.

    The southern Baptist:

    This is what happens when women get to vote.

    The Zen Buddhist:

  • Fsq

    Agnostic:

    There may or may not be butt zits. I’d rather not speculate.

    Wiccan:

    These butt zits are a result of my believing really stupid shit.

  • Fsq

    The zen Buddhist:

    Fish.

  • Evy

    Reiki: Got to clear my base Chakra now.