He Didn’t Even Say What the Wine Is Supposed To Be…

Over at Cyanide & Happiness, you can see the full strip and the response we all have for Jesus.

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • koseighty

    “She” has a beard.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Hemant Mehta

      Dammit.

      • koseighty

        :o)

  • Sarah

    I realize this is a bit of a nit-picky comment… but I’m pretty sure the person Jesus is offering the bread to is a guy (hence the beard) rather than a “her”.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Hemant Mehta

      FML. Fixed the headline.

  • Joe

    Recommended with a side of fava beans and paired with a good chianti…  ;^)

    • Bill the Cat

       The line missing from Silence of the Lambs…

      (Christine) “Hannibal, you putz, there IS NO such thing as a good chianti!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/schizotype James Emory Bridges

    When I was a little Baptist boy, the wine was Welch’s finest grape juice, and the unleavened bread was Mrs. Baird’s brand sliced white bread that had been squished flat and
    cut into pieces to “unleaven” it.  Was eating this ersatz Jesus as worthy as having burgundy and matzo?  I lost interest in the question long ago.

    • judith sanders

      Leavening is yeast, not altitude.  Dude, you’re  guilty of breaking some obscure taboo.

    • Isilzha

      What was with the Welch’s grape juice??  Why did it always have to be Welch’s??  Whenever I drink it as an atheist adult I still feel like I’m doing something wrong!  As a kid I always felt so guilty taking “communion” since I never felt “right” with god.

  • http://twitter.com/Buffy2q Buffy

    “Weird” is an understatement. 

  • Aaron Scoggin

    “Oh God, these cream-filled donuts are divine!”

    Yeah, that’s my… Oh, nevermind.

  • http://www.facebook.com/roccim Marlo Rocci

    Reverse cannibal Jesus.

  • Alex B.

    Haha I’m a Pastor and I remember seeing this and thinking “spot on.” Doesn’t mean I don’t believe—but it is super strange to say the least. I actually stumbled upon the site while looking for the cartoon in question. Will be included in a sermon, without the fucking. I think our little old ladies would be pretty shocked when ‘fucking’ comes out of my mouth from the pulpit. Will check out your book—could be an interesting read.

    Sidenote: I would rather not debate religion on public message boards—ignorance, vitriol, and astounding levels of blunt misunderstanding seem to know no bounds when some see the world through the glowing rectangle—from both sides of the great debate.


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