The FFRF just got another lovely piece of hatemail in response to their “It’s Time to Quit the Catholic Church” ad campaign:
You want Catholics to leave church?! NO! I’ll show you… Go have sex with yourself! Wait, that’s physically impossible… umm… ok, just give me oral sex instead! Shit. Wait. Then everyone will think I’m gay… crap! Ok, blow me but not in a homosexual way! Dammit! No one’s gonna believe I’m straight after that… and what if they’re exhausted? It’ll just backfire. Ok, I got it! YOU SHOULD JUST DIE! Fuck, I really should’ve put that first… SOMEONE FIND ME A STAMP!