It exists and it’s called Edifi:
My favorite part about it is when they try to compare it to a Kindle and Nook… they *know* the quality in the other products is better, but look at what the Edifi has! (Click to enlarge)
I feel bad for the poor kid who’s going to get this for Christmas…
Christianity: We can’t be as cool as the secular world so we’ll create our own D-rated versions of everything.