Jesus Died for Myspace in Heaven

Reader Myra sent along this church sign she saw in her area:

But what does it mean…?

Is Facebook screwed in the afterlife?

Is it a list of three things that don’t exist?

Friendster’s gotta be in hell, right?

Her daughter offered this insightful suggestion:

“Those idiots probably just got burned by Facebook’s IPO and think Zuckerberg made a deal with their devil.”

Makes sense 🙂

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