I haven’t really followed the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce story because… well… who cares. But if it’s true that Scientology was the reason she left him and she wants to return to Catholicism, then this headline from The Daily Mash, a British satirical site, is perfect
“I’m starting with the Pope and all his colourful brand of magical batshittery, then gradually working my way back to normality.
“I’ll hopefully be moving onto being a Methodist by the end of next year as they’re just slightly mental and a bit mean-spirited rather than tits-out crazy.”
The last line in the article made me laugh in public, which is never acceptable when you’re by yourself…
(Thanks to Matt for the link!)