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Summary: Keep praying. Don’t question it.
I’m sure God will do what is best…
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Must be the abridged version. It is missing:
- Pray harder
- Pray differently
- Get more people to pray
- Pray somebody says is special
- Donate more
- Get more people to donate more
- Donate to me
- Sacrifice more animals
- Sacrifice your children
I am sure there is even more in Advanced Prayer
You forgot Super Saiyan.
“Pray harder” looping back up to “did it work”.
By the the way, the symbols are wrong. Square boxes are actions and diamonds are decisions/questions
Wait… did this person post this on Facebook thinking it bolstered hir position of faith?
That was my initial reaction too. I’m not really sure if he/she understands the message of the chart.
Ok, good, I’m not the only one who noticed that and did a perfect imitation of my dog. *cocks head in confusion*
That can’t be right. There’s no infinite loop.
So what exactly IS the “point” of this “praying” (BRAYING!), if this “god” thing, is going to do whatever the fuck it wants to do? Is it a “mental masturbation” exercise? A form of early onset schizophrenia? Any other ideas. . . .???
For folks who might like to do something like this in the future, flowchart 101:
- a box is an action
- a diamond is a decision
- you don’t need boxes for “yes” and “no”, those are just labels on the lines comming out of the diamond
And here I was going to post the same thing and expose myself as an old nit-picker.
What about the conclusions? Do they have boxes or diamonds or what…?
forgot “My faith isn’t strong enough” after “no” and the loops and so on…
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