I’m Pretty Sure This Has Something to Do With Chicks…

(via Scenes from a Multiverse — Thanks to @cs_451 for the link!)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago. He began writing the Friendly Atheist blog in 2006. His latest book is called The Young Atheist's Survival Guide.

  • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Kevin_Of_Bangor

    Love the ending.

  • Margaret Whitestone

    Cute.

  • http://northierthanthou.com/ northierthanthou

    I wish I could say this conversation was a hopelessly unrealistic caricature. Sadly, it matches far too many of my discussions with conservative Christians.

  • Miss_Beara

    I don’t hate lizard people, some of my best friends are lizard people. Why should lizard people get special rights?

    • Allikat685

       What special rights are lizard people asking for here?  To go to a library that everyone else can go to?  That’s not a “special” right- that’s just a right.

      • Stev84

         That was sarcasm

  • Nordog

    Seriously?  This is pathetic.  If this reflects majority thinking, or what passes for witting humor, among most atheists, then you will be self-segregated in an cultural atheist ghetto in an otherwise pluralistic society.

    So, you love the sound of your voice in the echo chamber so much you don’t care for the fact that you’re yelling nonsense.

    Pathetically sad.

    • Stev84

      Projection. Look it up.

      • Nordog

        No need.  I see it here every day.  But it does bring a smile for you to think I’m in my own self-segregated echo chamber here.

        It’s like you speak and make sentences and all, but you don’t even know what the words mean.

        • Coyotenose

          Still trolling? Jesus, what a bitter baby.

          Oh, and the comic precisely matches the arguments you support. Enjoy, Lying Bigot.

          • Glasofruix

            He’s trolling for jebus because his holy book of bullshit allows him to.

            • Nordog

              Stop the H8.  Start with yourself.

              • Glasofruix

                Oh look, he made the word “hate” out of an “h” and the number “8″, too bad it’s not something smarter than something kids use.

                • Nordog

                  I borrowed it from the leftists who, unlike you, are in denial of their bigotry.

              • http://twitter.com/InMyUnbelief TCC

                Try speaking in something other than clichés.

                • Nordog

                  Sorry, trying to speak your native language.  How else can it come out except in cliches?

                • http://twitter.com/InMyUnbelief TCC

                  I don’t know what you’re talking about. I avoid clichés like the plague.

                • Nordog

                  lol

                  Well done sir (ma’am?).

    • Margaret Whitestone

       You hate atheists so much yet you spend so much time here.  Curious.

      • Nordog

        Oh, I don’t hate anyone.  But I am fascinated by your abject hatred for others, especially Christians, and the masterful way you disguise it from yourself with righteous indignation.

        Stop the H8.  Start with yourself.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adrian-Chester/682538320 Adrian Chester

          I really hope this is sarcasm.  

          • Nordog

            Of course you do.

        • Margaret Whitestone

           I don’t hate Christians.  I just disagree with their lifestyle choice.

        • Coyotenose

           So your objection is to the alleged motivations* of those who criticize your bigotry, not to the bigotry itself. You’re the rapist who complains that the police have “kidnapped” him when he gets arrested.

          *weird how all bigoted neocons think they’re psychic and can tell what people are “really” thinking, even when it doesn’t match their stance  or actions. Moron.

          • Nordog

            Neocon?  And you accuse others or mind reading?

            Stop the H8.  Start with yourself.

        • unclemike

           I think you confuse “hate” with “point-and-laugh.”

          • Nordog

            LOL!

            I love this place.  Whenever I get nostalgic for those great Jr. High lunch room conversations, I just drop in here.

            Thanks for playing Uncle Mike!

            • unclemike

               Thanks for the ad hominem!

              • Nordog

                Wow.  Coming from a pro like you that means a lot to me.

                • unclemike

                   Feel free to provide evidence of my using an argumentum ad hominem as a way of negating the truth of someone’s comment.

                  Operators are standing by.

                • unclemike

                   Feel free to provide evidence of my using an argumentum ad hominem as a way of negating the truth of someone’s comment.

                  Operators are standing by.

                • Nordog

                  Nah, I’ll just point and laugh.

                • unclemike

                   Okay then, I’ll just put you down for “No Evidence Given.”  Thanks!

                • Nordog

                  Tu quoque, ad infinitum.  Or something like that.

                  Evidence?  What are you talking about?  For what is it that you seek evidence?

                  Do you require citations too?  MLA format?

                • unclemike

                   Wow. Normally I get dinner before I get fucked around with.

    • Glasofruix

      Does the truth butthurt you so much?

  • Agnostic

    Limited library, limited thinking.

  • Coyotenose

    H.M., Nordog is still trolling. It’s all he can do, since he can’t win a debate with the nonexistent merits of his arguments.

  • Glasofruix

    This reminds me of a friend who unfriended me on facebook because i told him he was a fucking hyppocrite. The guy is a vegan, he was circulating a petition to ban horse meat, when i asked him why he wanted to prevent me from eating it (it’s really yummy btw) he responded that he wasn’t trying to do so. I pointed out the flaw in his logic, not personnaly denying me the right to enjoy a meal i like while supporting groups that will prevent me from getting the main ingredient, he just started to call me names and unfriended me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Arthur-Bryne/100002441143047 Arthur Bryne

    Not the cleanest of swipes at Chick-fil-a; some of his other comics in the archives are much better. (The one from 2011-12-19 is one of my favorites.)

  • Nordog

    “Wow. Normally I get dinner before I get fucked around with.”

    Ha.  Good one.

  • KwothyGoodness

    Beautiful.


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