Pat Robertson: When Gay People Bring Forth Babies from Their Butts, I’ll Rethink My Views on Homosexuality

The wisdom of Pat Robertson:

You *know* The Daily Show will find a way to use the first few seconds of that video somewhere…

(via Christian Nightmares)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago. He began writing the Friendly Atheist blog in 2006. His latest book is called The Young Atheist's Survival Guide.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-De-Fleuriot/611844223 Mike De Fleuriot

    white meat and white bread, what else does he  have a problem with I wonder.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/47IDX2QAR6VU6ZAILFU6I23ACQ Joseph

       …and I’m sure that was a vanilla milkshake he was thinking about, too.

  • Margaret Whitestone

    When he says something that doesn’t sound like he pulled it out of his butt I’ll consider taking him seriously. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001627228091 Alexander Ryan

    Someone ask him for his views on infertile couples.

    • Onamission5

      That’s my first thought, too. Infertile and elderly people, are they less human and less deserving of romantic love because they don’t reproduce in a bulb-and-socket manner?

  • Agnostic

    He provides comic relief for the weary. He makes those with inferior complex regarding their intelligence feel superior.

  • jdm8

    I might take Pat seriously if he gave birth.

  • M J Shepherd

    I am unable to rationalize his statements.

  • Michael Koch

    How fascinating Pat….  I always thought that was where Christianity Came from!

  • baronvoncarson

    Does he obey all the OT rules? Mixed material clothing, etc?

    • Randomfactor

       Of course not.  Rules are for the little people.

    • Tainda

      Of course not!  They only pick and choose the “rules” they like

  • http://www.facebook.com/AnonymousBoy Larry Meredith

    When Pat Robertson brings forth films projected on his forehead, I’ll rethink my views on Christianity.

  • Stev84

    His mother brought forth an asshole out of her vagina

    • AxeGrrl

      That is the perfect reply, Steve!  :)

    • Tainda

      *gasp* You said the ‘V’ word

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KBVTNZNPW2PYLCBHF2OD34ETMA damabl

      I absolutely agree, very well said.

  • Patterrssonn

    I wonder if he’s been reading Oglaf.

    • http://twitter.com/silo_mowbray Silo Mowbray

      I love Oglaf. Best sprite in a comic EVER.

      • Patterrssonn

        I laughed my ass off the first time I read Oglaf. I no longer have an ass, but it was worth it.

        • JohnnieCanuck

          I’m sure your ass would be a significant improvement over Pat. Here’s hoping it finds itself soon.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ORRVVC5R2QWLTXEM6SX5L6BORE Jay Arrrr

    Obviously Pat does not observe Gawd’s LAW as laid down in Leviticus with regards to style of haircut…
    Bet he likes Lobster and Snow Crab, too… And Pulled Pork…  Hypocrite!

    But he wants Teh Ghey to pull a baby out of the same place he pulled his “religion”.

    • Michael Koch

      It’s the same place he usually has his head buried…… in his ASS…

  • SpiritualRationalist

    It’s all right Pat.  Everyone wishes *you* would shut your mouth…

  • http://dogmabytes.com/ C Peterson

    All of these Pat Robertson stories are misclassified. They should be filed under “Humor”.

    • Sindigo

      If he wasn’t given the airtime on national television, he would be hilarious.

  • allein

    Seems to me it’s not the gays who are “concentrating” so much on a certain part of the anatomy…

  • http://twitter.com/ftsor ftsor

    I’ll rethink anything when ANYONE brings forth a baby from their butt. That shit would be incredible.

    • Tainda

      “That shit would be incredible”

      I see what you did there…

    • Michael Koch

      Pat’s Mother brought forth Pat from her Butt……………

  • Gunstargreen

    And he quotes Leviticus while breaking other laws listed  in it, including the clothes he’s wearing.

  • http://twitter.com/butterflyfish_ Heidi McClure

    Oh, hell. Is he still alive?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689751682 Arieh Stolar

       Apparently the hate is keeping him alive…

  • Conspirator

    I’d like to see him justify Leviticus 12 with a straight face.  Not even using the old “you have to understand this was for people in a different time” can explain that one.  Sure it’s not the worst of the bunch, but it is downright funny.  

  • kaydenpat

    Dear Mr. Robertson:

    The reason why Cathy’s stance is so controversial is not because of what he said, but because of what he does.  The issue is that he gives millions of dollars to anti-gay organizations, which in turn hurt actual human beings who happen to be gay — not just in the US but in Africa and other parts of the world.  This is not a free speech issue at all. 

    • Conspirator

      This bears repeating every time this subject comes out.  It has nothing to do with speech, beliefs or the actions of one person.  It has to do with Chick-fil-a as a corporation giving money to hate groups.  

  • Gary Hill

    Errr, Pat

    I know a few homosexuals who’ve given birth through that part of the anatomy that they concentrate on……..

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KPYEKAXU4POSL2GWTVHYXJF45M FratDawg23

    “There is almost no limit to the offenses a person can get away with in America if he can just get himself called ‘reverend.’
    - Christopher Hitchens in re: Jerry Falwell’s death
    (paraphrased from memory)

  • k’Sheyna V

    When christians bring forth sense from their mouths, I’ll rethink my views on christians.  Unfortunately, they reiterate their ignorance and stupidity and evil and just plain meanness with every word.

  • Michael Koch

    And ”Paul” did bring fourth Christianity out of his Butt…..  And the Early Christians were gullible and Ignorant, and did number in the masses.  And they were easy to fool and did eat up all that ”Paul” imagined.  And christianity spread across the Earth like a Plague.  All because ”Paul” himself was gay and dispized women, did he. and so he did ‘Shat’ Christianity for the World…..


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