Kirk Cameron Greatest Worst Hits

We’ve all heard the ramblings of Kirk Cameron, 80s child star and present-day ass-hat.  In fact, just yesterday he was spouting his bigoted nonsense on CNN.

Hey society!  Stop asking this guy questions!  Everything he says just makes you look bad for bringing him on in the first place. You know how when a kid is throwing a tantrum or being bratty, and all of the adults in the room just pretend that they can’t hear the kid? Let’s all be those adults!

But before we collectively pretend that Kirk Cameron doesn’t exist, head over to Jezebel to check out one (hopefully) last compilation of his dumbest, worst, most face-palmingly asinine moments.

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  • Guest

    5000 whining atheists vs the Great Prophet

    one applicant right here…

    get the POINT, Randi….


  • RobMcCune

    Well looks like Dennis Markuze is up to his old habits.

    Randi’s (and apparently Dennis) not here right now.

  • TerranRich

    Shouldn’t you be in a facility getting legitimate psychiatric help? Or is this “just a fan”, which has been claimed lately?

  • Glasofruix

    For fucks sake, we know that you’re mentally retarded, we don’t need a remainder on every freaking news post.

  • Rich Wilson

    Just flag and wait for Hemant to report to authorities and remove.  He’s violating his probation as we knew he would, and his next vacation will be much longer.

  • RobMcCune

    Hey society!  Stop asking this guy questions!  Everything he says just makes you look bad for bringing him on in the first place. 

    Good point, this guy hasn’t done anything newsworthy other than say stupid, appalling shit after he’s been invited to talk about the news.

  • eonL5

    I thought you said yesterday you were sick of what we atheists say here and were going to stop visiting. Well? I was hoping that was goodbye. “Guest” not.

  • Rich Wilson

    In case anyone is curious but hasn’t subjected themselves, his iron-clad proof of God (without referring to faith) is that eyes can’t suddenly pop into existence.  It’s the old 747 in the junkyard thing, but with eyeballs not airplanes or watches.  And yes, he’s had the evolution of the eyeball explained to him.  You have to try really hard to remain that ignorant.

  • RobMcCune

    Different guest, probably this guy 

  • TiltedHorizon

     WARNING. The Links provided by GUEST leads to MALWARE…

    At least that is the claim by poster #4 (YAR) on

    Careful what you click on, better yet, ignore any links provided by GUEST.

  • Wild Rumpus

    Guest, are you infering that Kirk Cameron is the Great Prophet?

    Wow, dude, you gotta go back on your meds!

  • Cincinatheist

    Why couldn’t Kirk Cameron have stayed on the normal path of former child stars and developed a drug habit, blown all his cash, and then disappeared into obscurity only to reappear for the occasional episode of Dr Drew’s Celebrity Rehab? We would all be less annoyed and more entertained for it.

  • jdm8

    Sadly, Piers Morgan often gives air time to people that we don’t need to hear from. He might believe that he’s confronting them, but anybody he confronts doubles down on the ignorance and subterfuge and they get away with it.

  • Where Are My Beets?

    How often does that page auto-refresh?

  • Alex

    I think by this point it’s obvious that the guy is simply a fraud.

  • msproton

    Ah man, I really want to see a croc0-duck.  That video was hilarious.

  • Mieke

    Listening to this guy HURTS. 

  • RobertoTheChi

    That video made me want to gauge my eyes and ears out with a screwdriver. And you want to know what’s un-natural? His freakin huge five-head. That thing is HUGE! It’s hard to watch him because my eyes are always drawn to that huge forehead and those tiny features scrunched up at the bottom of his face. SCARY! Don’t get me started about the shit he spews everytime he opens his mouth…

  • Bruce_wright

    HA!  My fault for eating a sandwich while watching that.  I nearly choked from laughter when he showed the crockoduck!

  • thepointe2012

    we enjoy watching you impotent little sh*ts TRY to threaten markuze’s FREEDOM

  • rlrose63

    It hurts to know that Boner died but Mike Seever lives and spews this garbage.  The stupid, it burns.  (An oldie but a goodie that always applies to Kirk.)

  • thepointe2012

     no respecter of FREE SPEECH you….

  • thepointe2012

     which authorities are that?


  • thepointe2012

    anyways we have no problem with Hemant *IF* he changes his ways….

  • thepointe2012

    people have a right to believe in WHATEVER they want without being challenged or confronted upon it, especially by UNBELIEVERS…

    your comments are the reason why we persist in this campaign. Your intolerance is FRIGHTENING!

  • Glasofruix

     Hey, i wasn’t particularly impolite there, why was my comment removed?

  • Rich Wilson

    My guess is a mistake. 

  • TiltedHorizon

    Of a current 27 comments only 22 are visible, I suspect yours was thumbed in error. Small price to pay I think as the balance appears to be “thepointe2012″ (AKA Guest) trying to post up more claptrap.


    To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
    –Thomas Paine

  • Georgina

    Anyone else underwhelmed by the fact that those most vociferous about contraception,  abortion rape etc. are members of the Gender: Most-Unlikely-To-Get-Pregnant?

  • Wish what?

    Hope your wish does not fall on your children. Be careful what you wish others.

  • Gus Snarp

    And while we’re at it, let’s stop giving air time to Jenny McCarthy too.

  • Bob M.

    Since there is no such thing as karma, I wouldn’t lose sleep over it.

  • Coyotenose

    Can we please, PLEASE slap some green paint on this man and get him to play the Leader in the next Incredible Hulk movie? Jesus, that forehead.  Though he might need some peanut butter under his tongue, Mister Ed-style, for those times when the script calls for the Leader to say something not laughable.

  • Mark O’Leary

    An extremely odd phenomenon: more atheists than believers care what the vacuous Kirk Cameron has to say. (He’s a bit like Bill Donohue that way.) This has-been hack actor speaks for nobody. If we stopped blogging and tweeting his name, his Google rating would drop faster that the Curiosity heat shield.