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Can I feed the multitude if I salt & pepper a fillet-o-fish sandwich with these?
They would look so nice next to my Joan of Arc candle and John the Baptist pez dispenser.
I once saw a salt shaker figure of John F. Kennedy with holes in his head for the salt to come out. A Jesus salt shaker should have holes in his hands for the salt to come out.
Black Jesus: “…you smell nice.”
Did you forget about the crown of thorns?????
Jesus and his brother from another mother… I wonder if both were immaculate conceptions?
That’s blasphemy! How dare someone make a likeness of Jesus with pale skin and YELLOW hair!!!
that is just creepy
How about one hole on the feet?
Nice Snoop Dogg salt shaker!
…Oh wait, that’s Jesus.
They could use these in church on Sunday when they roll out the wine and crackers to make the brunch offering a wee bit more flavoursome. May get a few more bums on pews as numbers attending it seems are down down down. Some avacado dip wouldn’t hurt either.
You can *season* the multitude, I reckon.
Probably they were Legitimate Immaculate Rapes.
In all seriousness, if you think THOSE are creepy, you are very unfamiliar with the world of tacky salt and pepper shakers shaped like real* things. Those are some of the prettier ones.
*Yeah I know.
I have a S&P shaker set — salt is a cactus, pepper is a red pepper… I like it.
I… I don’t understand why a cactus!
Dunno, guess it’s like, a “mexican” theme? The pepper is wearing a sombrero, so that’s really all I can think of.
S-s-s-salt ‘n’ pepa Jesus here, and they want you to PUSH IT babe LOL
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