Salt and Pepper Jesus

I want this. Now.

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  • TiltedHorizon

    Can I feed the multitude if I salt & pepper a fillet-o-fish sandwich with these?

    • Coyotenose

       You can *season* the multitude, I reckon.

  • Phil Bellerive

    They would look so nice next to my Joan of Arc candle and John the Baptist pez dispenser.

  • http://friendlyatheist.com Richard Wade

    I once saw a salt shaker figure of John F. Kennedy with holes in his head for the salt to come out. A Jesus salt shaker should have holes in his hands for the salt to come out.

    • Phil Bellerive

      Did you forget about the crown of thorns?????

    • CoboWowbo

      How about one hole on the feet?

  • observer

    Black Jesus: “…you smell nice.”

  • Annie

    Jesus and his brother from another mother… I wonder if both were immaculate conceptions?

    • Coyotenose

      Probably they were Legitimate Immaculate Rapes.

  • A3Kr0n

    That’s blasphemy! How dare someone make a likeness of Jesus with pale skin and YELLOW hair!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1351473675 Matthew Baker

    that is just creepy

    • Coyotenose

       In all seriousness, if you think THOSE are creepy, you are very unfamiliar with the world of tacky salt and pepper shakers shaped like real* things. Those are some of the prettier ones.

      *Yeah I know.

      • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ wmdkitty

        I have a S&P shaker set — salt is a cactus, pepper is a red pepper… I like it.

        • Coyotenose

           I… I don’t understand why a cactus!

        • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ wmdkitty

          Dunno, guess it’s like, a “mexican” theme? The pepper is wearing a sombrero, so that’s really all I can think of.

  • Jett Perrobone

    Nice Snoop Dogg salt shaker!

    …Oh wait, that’s Jesus.

  • Robster

    They could use these in church on Sunday when they roll out the wine and crackers to make the brunch offering a wee bit more flavoursome.  May get a few more bums on pews as numbers attending it seems are down down down.  Some avacado dip wouldn’t hurt either.

  • Bill Haines

    S-s-s-salt ‘n’ pepa Jesus here, and they want you to PUSH IT babe LOL


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