Equality is ‘Not The Change’ They Voted For!

Who needs a giggle?

Behold!

[Opens with sad piano music]

Man: Hey honey!  How are ya?

Woman: Fine.  I guess.

Man: What’s going on?

Woman: Well, Obama is trying to force gay marriage on this country.  That’s not the change I voted for.  Marriage is between a man and a woman.

Man: That’s not the change I voted for either.

Woman: What can we do?

[Sudden weirdly upbeat music]

Man: We can vote for someone with values.

The emotionally manipulative music!  The weird cut-away to to the coffee mug!  The acting!  The procurement of the word “values”!

I tried to find out more about the Campaign for American Values Super PAC but their website is literally only this video and a blue banner with a bald eagle on it.  So… I guess they like America.  

After some snooping, I found out that that ad seems to have cost $28,150.  Money well spent, says I!

My favorite part was the creepy stilted delivery of these two lines:

“Fine.  I guess.” (She really called to mind a sullen, passive aggressive teen!)

“That’s… not… the change I voted for either.” (“Umm… I’m doing some acting here so I should pause in weird spots, right? That’s what acting is!”)

What’s your favorite part?

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