The Best Piece of Fan Mail I’ve Ever Received

Over the summer, I wrote an article for Free Inquiry in which I asked atheists to “take care of our own.”

A few weeks ago, the magazine’s staff forwarded me a piece of “fan mail” they got at their offices… here’s the beginning:

He solved alllll of math. All of it. I should just quit my job now. Also, atheists believe in Dracula. Or something like that.

The full letter is below. If anyone can decipher it, I’d love to know what it says… (the second page isn’t fully showing up in the Scribd file below).

[Note from Hemant: I removed the letter because commenters rightly pointed out it includes the writer’s name.]

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