You Mean I Don’t Have to Go Crazy When Someone Offends Me?

The image may be NSFW, but this Onion article explains it in detail:

Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday…

Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

Somewhere, though, Bill Donohue is writing an angry press release.

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