If I Had a Dollar for Every Creation Museum Lie…

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About M J Shepherd

Matthew graduated Louisiana State University in 2009 with a BA in studio art and a minor in art history. He has been drawing cartoons and comics online for several years.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adrian-Chester/682538320 Adrian Chester

    The Banana man is from New Zealand, not Australia! Don’t send him to Australia! 

    • Rodders

       Send him anywhere but here we don’t want him back

    • David Pearce

      You want Phar Lap, pavlova and Crowded House? You are welcome to Ray Comfort as another ‘genuine Aussie’ as well :p

      • Pseudonym

        Don’t forget John Clarke and Russell Crowe.

        To be fair, Ray Comfort has never lived in Australia.

        Oh, and technically, only one regular member of Crowded House was a New Zealander. Half of the band is (or was; RIP Paul Hester) Australian.

  • Lyvvie

    Please, No! Keep him!!

    • Pseudonym

      Actually, I wonder about that. Wouldn’t the world would be better off if Ham came back to Australia where nobody would listen to him?

      It might backfire if we let him back into Queensland, so I’m thinking Victoria.

  • JohnnieCanuck

    Some New Zealanders might wish Ray Ban_ana Comfort was created and raised in Australia, but they have to take the responsibility.

  • TiltedHorizon

    If I had a dollar for every inaccuracy and complete falsehood in the creation and history museum I could single-handedly pay off America’s deficit and still have enough left over to drag Ken Ham 65 Million years into the past so he use his dinosaur saddle.

  • MyVision

    How about collecting a dollar for each dumb statement made by atheists…..US would have a huge surplus instead! Ha!

    • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

      A dollar for each irrational statement from John Loftus alone would resolve the current American financial crisis, quite possibly the European one, too.

      Go team atheism!

      • PietPuk

         Go tell that to John Loftus. Or did you get your ass kicked at Debunking Christianity, and now you are afraid to post there?

        • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

          I’ve told this to John Loftus several times. He banned me from his blog because he can’t handle it when intelligent Christians rip his arguments to shreds and embarrass him in front of his faithful. You can read all about it on my blog, if you’re interested. If you’re not, then, well… keep acting like you know when you don’t.

          • PietPuk

            You are too funny. Of all the ‘intelligent’ christians that have passed there over the years, there has never been one that ripped any argument even a tiny bit.
            There are those that run around in circels and pretend not to understand his arguments. That is part of the intellectual dishonest of those ‘intelligent’ christians.

            • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

              I can understand why you’d be in denial. Like I said, the evidence is all over my blog. Just check out the John Loftus series.

              • PietPuk

                 I checked your blog and between all the incoherence I found no ripping of John Loftus agruments.
                I can understand how you want to keep convincing yourself, no believer can live without.

                • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

                  I challenge you to go to my blog and demonstrate a single example of incoherence, and then I challenge you to explain why my series on Loftus falls short of your standards. If, instead of rising to these challenges, you wish to return and fire off another silly quip here, I’m okay with letting you have the last word. I already feel a little bad for littering Hemant’s blog with the name “John Loftus” in the first place.

                  Take care.

                • PietPuk

                  I’m spending my time in reality, so no need to visit your blog again.

      • Coyotenose

          I thought there was a Commandment against lying. Poor little bad Christian.

        • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

          There is a commandment against lying, but, making a rhetorical statement is not lying. You should know that since you’re so much smarter and more rational than I. If you want a non-rhetorical statement, how about: a dollar for each irrational statement and ad hominem attack from Loftus alone would make a man hundreds, if not thousands of dollars richer. Hell, I’ve cataloged well over a dozen and possibly two dozen in just a few short blog posts.

          But, hey, if Loftus is the type of “thinker” that whets your whistle, so be it.

      • TiltedHorizon

         Oh look, I found another “Duh-lar”.

      • Renshia

         Funny how all these quick witted thumpers go silent so quickly when asked for evidence.

        I guess evidence for what they say isn’t their strong point.

        • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

          Did you ever ask me for evidence? No. So, your point is irrelevant. I don’t go silent when asked for evidence. Contrary, I’ll debate any atheist, on any topic, any time, anywhere. 

          • Renshia

             “I’ll debate any atheist, on any topic, any time, anywhere. ”

            Okay, I will debate you. Here in Calgary Ab on friday night. I will rent a conference room at Mount Royal University.

            The topic. is there any evidence of a god. I will take they yes there is side, you take the no there is no evidence side. Let’s see if you can win.

            Actions speak louder than words. Should I expect you?

            • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

              If you’re truly serious and you want to set this up for real, you bet. I’d rather argue for the side I actually believe but one can learn volumes by attacking their own position and it’s a strategy I’ve employed on occasion.

              But, you’re not serious. Actions do speak louder than words.

              • Renshia

                 Wow, That would be great. Me not getting back here sooner will prevent it happening this Friday unless you really want it to be then, I am sure I can find a conference room somewhere. There might even be an empty church somewhere. I would love to debate this. I would even give you the yes side as I will admit, I do not think I would be able to do the yes side justice. So if not this Friday it could be arranged for any time after the thanksgiving long weekend, the 8th of October.

                Let me know when, I will supply the where.

                • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

                  No problem, just make sure you get my flight info to me with sufficient time so I can make the necessary arrangements. If you’re too broke or uninterested in accommodating thus, we’ll have to do it online.

                • Renshia

                   Any time anywhere. Hahahaha.

                • http://www.thewarfareismental.net/b cl

                  Gee, you’re so funny! 

                  If you want to be smart, keep being smart, I’ll let you have the last word. The choice is yours. If you want to debate, come find me at my blog, we could start tomorrow. If not, well… yeah, actions do speak louder than words, eh?

                • Renshia

                    Hey
                  man, I’m sorry, I really not interested in getting into a pissing match
                  with you. Were not gonna know until were dead and that’s the facts. So,
                  just to make you feel better I will concede It was me that didn’t want
                  to play. Good luck baiting someone else.

                  Cheers, 

    • PietPuk

       Please give us an example of those ‘dunb statements’.
      I am curious if you know what you are talinkg about.

    • Coyotenose

       I thought there was a Commandment against lying. Poor little bad Christian.

    • TiltedHorizon

      Oh look, I just found a dollar. I’ll throw it in my son’s piggy bank for college. Thanks Vision, I am sure the next you say will likely be worth two dollars so keep the wisdom coming. I think I’ll label this steady revenue stream “Duh-lars”. 

    • RobertoTheChi

      Examples please.

  • http://gristleoflife.wordpress.com/ Analog Kid

    What is that?  A snail?

  • SL

    You’d have enough money to fly them to the moon!

  • Efrique

    Why would you send a Kiwi to Australia?
     

  • http://criticallyskeptic-dckitty.blogspot.com Katherine Lorraine

    I bet they’ll enjoy Oz. I hear there are flying monkeys there!

  • JoeBuddha

    Sounds like an AWESOME fundraising opportunity. Get sponsers to commit to a per-lie amount, go to the Creation Museum, chronicle every lie,… PROFIT!

  • Renshia

    Hi love and peace to all the world.

    Cheers,


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