Atheist Condoms: Nothing Gets Past Reason

A month ago, I mentioned that the University College London Union Atheists, Secularists & Humanists were planning to hand out condoms with skeptic-friendly phrases on them at their school’s fall organizational fair.

Alex Gabriel reports that a winning slogan was chosen and the reception has been overwhelmingly positive:

Clever marketing :)

Now I’m wondering: If the Christian groups on campus did the same thing, what would their slogan say…?

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  • sideshow bill

    The Christian version?

    “Jesus got nailed before before you.”

    This kills the mood I’m sure.

  • Don Gwinn

    Not intended for use.”

    • Steve M Cardon

      Sorry Don,  I swear I posted my comment before reading yours, NEVER SUSPECTING that someone had more or less beat me to the punch.  Brilliant minds do think alike I suppose. ..

  • A3Kr0n

     The Christian version?
    “Holey Condoms”

  • Bob Daniel

    “Jesus is Coming”

    “He is Risen”

    • yojimbo

       Luke 24:34 “The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon”

      • Steve M Cardon

        Is that where “not just paying lip service” comes in?

    • Steve M Cardon

      Oh crap, where’s my Zombie Sledge-Hammer

  • noyourgod

     “You were damned the second you even THOUGHT about picking this up.”

    • Steve M Cardon

      no how to spel

  • Bruce Heerssen

    “God is watching.”


    • Steve M Cardon

      Wow! … talk about pressure…

  • Randomfactor

    “Think pulling out is sufficient?  Check Revelation 22:12″

    • Steve M Cardon

      Of course it isn’t sufficient, you must then spread god’s goodness;-)

  • Cortex_Returns

    “Perforated for THE LORD’s pleasure”

  • Steve M Cardon

    Oh man… I read over these comments and it’s just an embarassment of riches when it comes to opportunity for humor… I must practice restraint.  Could someone please market a “condom balloon” as a clever workaround?  I mean, same product, just put that on the label.  That way everyone is absolved of the guilt if it happens to be used responsibly for a “purpose to which it was not intended”… sheesh.

  • Ibis3

    “Baby Jesus will cry if you get an STI”

  • Arthur Byrne

    “Remember that abstinence is 99.99999999% effective.”

    • Steve M Cardon

      Yeah, effective in making you hate your life.;-)

  • dwasifar karalahishipoor

    Psalm 92:15.

    • Steve M Cardon

      Read too much psalm, end up with too much palm.

  • GodVlogger

    These condoms are “Recommended” by 4 out of 5  child-raping priests.

    • Steve M Cardon

      1 out of 5 go bare-back?

  • RocketGiraffe
  • Ian Reide

    “Everything gets past us.”

  • m6wg4bxw

    Latex Epistemology: Know Her in the Biblical Sense

    • m6wg4bxw

      Serpent Sleeves: The Original Sin Pleasure Skin

  • Discobisc

    Oh Come All Ye Faithful

  • Kimpatsu

    “If the Christian groups on campus did the same thing, what would their slogan say…?”

    Adam Condoms: Ribbed for extra pleasure.

  • pagansister

    Perhaps the Christian condoms could read:    
    All Rise!

  • vexorian

    I liked the idea to add a small font legend to the condoms if the “Nothing gets past reason” slogan was used.

    “* But condoms are only 97% effective.”

  • wfenza

    Just a picture of Ratzinger scowling >:-O

  • hoverFrog

    “Put it back in your pants and wait until you’re married”

    “CONDOM: You may not have heard of us before if you received an abstinence only education”

    “Don’t forget to confess”  -

  • Tony Miller

    “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

    “Hey altar boy! I have some candy in my office.”