God is One Sneaky Little Man…

Why must He mess with our fragile minds?!

Time for all of us to surrender to Ken Ham.

(via Formal Sweatpants)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Kevin_Of_Bangor

    When I look at his face, below is who I see.

    • Baal

       heh heh heeh heh My people, they have no bunghole.

  • Guest

    Hopefully god doesn’t mind being insulted. The comedian insults everyone but himself. Seems everyone wants to be a comedian so that they can mess with other people’s fragile minds for their own amusement.

    • JohnnieCanuck

      I can assure you, your god doesn’t care in the slightest. Even if he did exist, what kind of universe-spanning god worries about the opinions of such insignificant creatures in the first place? Good thing he’s got you to stick up for him.

      Have you noticed how Muslims mess with their childrens’ minds, filling them with lies about false prophets and miracles that never happened? Pretty much the same with Hindus and Sikhs and Jains, don’t you think? Then there’s those awful Scientologists and crazy Mormons who are probably worse than any of the others when it comes to messing with minds.

      It’s a good thing your sect has that great connection to god, being able to read his mind and all, otherwise your lot wouldn’t be any better than all the other religions, would they?

    • David Starner

      The comedian is frequently the butt of his own jokes. Rodney Dangerfields’ “I Don’t Get No Respect” schtick is a prime example.

      In any case, the target of the above comic is not God;  it’s the people who would believe stuff like that.

    • Glasofruix

      Correct me if i’m wrong, but isn’t there something in the bible saying that to claim to know what skyfairy thinks = false prophet = hell? If so, i have bad news for you buddy.

    • RobertoTheChi

      I guess it’s a good thing that god doesn’t exist. Although if he did exist and is anything like the psycho in the bible, I would tell him to kindly fuck off.

    • Antinomian

      I’m glad that you’re in charge of God’s butthurt locker. The rest of us thought that it was an absurd career choice with no future. But then again, someone has to dig the ditches, clean the latrines and pickup the roadkill on the highway.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/chidy/ chicago dyke, Blonde

    i’m often disappointed that atheist cartoon humor isn’t more funny. yall know i’m staunch and hard core and militant and all that, so believe me when i say, it’s not that i don’t appreciate the efforts. but this isn’t even close to “laugh out loud” funny. come on, atheist cartoonists, you can do better. i’ve heard better pro atheist jokes on South Park, the Simpsons, and Buffy than i have seen here/selections of atheist cartoons. 

  • Russian Alex

    TIL, God has a trollface.


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