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The actual christian position is that dinosaurs became a race of giants by having sex with the nephilim, but by the time god decided to send the flood there were no righteous reptiles left among them. That’s the real version, the cartoon just makes christian beliefs look silly.
Rob, that’s just stupid, everyone know the dinosaurs became extincted because they were indoctrinated to be homosexuals…or maybe they just choose to be that way because gay sex is better then straight sex, despite God(?) created them for the latter…anyway the point is, they all died out because they did reproduce by sodomizing each other. And the ones that did reproduce, had abortions. The End
That’s not the whole story. There were straight dinosaurs. But Planned Parenthood forced them all to have abortions. And those that were left were convinced by Charles Darwin to practice eugenics and and vote democrat.
That’s what killed the rest of them off.
You’re all wrong – the dinosaurs got raptured.
Erm, pardon my grammar, I was very tired, but I couldn’t wait until morning for my reply.
It is also true that no saurine civilization has survived a descent into hot, shuddering, sweaty manseks
I thought dinosaurs evolved into human-sized anthropomorphic people that starred in a popular 90s family tv show until the network canceled them due to ratings. And that’s how they became extinct.
Well, I have to admit something here. None of you are going to like it, but it I who ate all the dinosaurs. All those bones people have been finding, that was just me being messy. I was hungry and the garbage pickup was on strike, so I had to get rid of them remains somehow. Again, I apologize for the inconvenience.
Haha nice. This is another one I’ve always enjoyed: http://www.atheistmemebase.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/193-That-was-today.jpg
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