Philadelphia Eagles Player Takes Down Clueless Christian on Twitter

Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles is my new favorite person.

Why?

1) He has bad-ass facial hair:

2) He tweeted this earlier tonight (jokingly, of course):


A Christian (obviously not getting the joke) responded with this:


Luke 1:37 is the verse that basically says, “With God, nothing is impossible.”

So Kelce responded with this for the knockout punch:


*Slow clap*

Well played, sir.

Kelce’s out for the rest of the season with a knee injury, but it’s good to see he hasn’t lost his sense of humor.

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