I’ve Never Wanted a Nativity Scene So Badly

You know how you can’t take a bath unless Jesus is right there next to you? (No? Just me?)

Now you can make that dream a reality!

I guess Jesus can float on water…

(via The American Jesus)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • jjramsey

    Rubber ducky, you’re the one. You make bath time lots of fun …

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rocky-Morrison/100001552602936 Rocky Morrison

    Mehat, do you ever think it is aburd that you are blogging this kind of tripe when you could have been a doctor?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rocky-Morrison/100001552602936 Rocky Morrison

    Oh, sorry about the spelling Mehta…of course it could have been Mehta, M.D. but what the heck.

    Its a lot easier to make fun of people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/usman.bello.125 Usman Bello

    “We are not able to ship this item to your default shipping address.” 


  • http://twitter.com/TychaBrahe TychaBrahe

    I regret to inform you that these ducks don’t float.  They’re top-heavy, and tip over.

  • Russian Alex

    Indeed. But it’s a very difficult and respectable job to leave bitter comments on atheist blogs. :-P

  • BeasKnees

    I’m not sure if the donkey duck or the baby Jesus duck with the little swirl of hair is my favorite..

  • Russian Alex

    I just realized that the “donkey” was sporting a mohawk. Come to think of it, from a certain angle they look like a punk, a biker (except in a white jacket — can be fixed), three hippies, two nudists, an emo, a couple of furries, and a hipster. Well, and some lost fella with a twirl on his head. Probably just came out of the shower to check out the crowd.

  • Cincinatheist

    In addition to blogging this kind of tripe, Hemant also teaches maths to young minds, coaches kids in speech/debate (sorry, I forget which and am too lazy to go check,) and uses his tripe-filled blog to drum up lots of money a couple times a year (or more) to donate to various causes. I’d say he’s square with the universe on his karma points (if such a thing existed.)

  • Robster

    No, none of them are hairy enough or middle eastern enough to even be considered a baby jesus or similar deity like thingy.

  • Annie

    I’m sorry, but the Joseph duckie looks absurd with that beard.  And don’t even get me started on the Mary duckie…

  • Aspieguy

    This is creepy. It’s clear that christians have scant respect for their own religion. How can they expect us to respect it?

  • Aspieguy

    However, if someone weighs less than a duck, he is obviously a witch. 

  • Sindigo

    Tell me about it. We got the Wizard of Oz set. They’re also disappointingly small.

  • Sindigo

    Try ebay.

  • Jason Horton

    Cuckold Joe gets featured too, he’s usually forgotten in nativity scenes or pushed to the back somewhere with the cattle.

  • Jason Horton

    Are you a doctor?

  • newavocation

    Ok Sesame Street, where is your Muppet Nativity scene? 

  • Toast4122

    She turned me into a newt…………I got better.

  • Ohtobide

    The information on Amazon tells us that they are not suitable for anyone under three and that the figures do not float upright.  What use are they?  And who would buy them?

  • Medea Ginger Hertz

     I did, I love rubber duckies and thought these were perfect. I try to put them up on a shelf during holiday time.

  • Medea Ginger Hertz

     or Oriental Trader

  • Vision_From_Afar

    The “Wise Duck” on the left looks like he’s sporting an old-school football helmet. I’d like to think he Tebowed at the manger, except he has no legs.
    …and he’s a duck.
    The angel is just cheating, too.

  • Sharon Crawford

    I’d pay big bucks for a Mary portrayed by Miss Piggy.

  • Carmelita Spats

    Hell, NOOOO! He’s doing what makes him happy. I quit my PHD so I could throw myself into my number one hobby: traveling around the world to find the most grotesque Jesus statues on the planet. So far, Italy and Mexico have the best JESII (plural of Jesus?)…Two of my photographs were selected for  the Jesus of the Week page and I am mighty proud! This is my favorite…The ugliest baby Jesus on the planet…I found this Jesucristo in a Mexican church…He has no eyeballs and the angels are staring down at their wee fingertips with great conviction in order to avoid looking up at the situation…

    Jesus of the Week:


  • Sinfanti

    What the duck?!?!

  • Ashton

    Duck angel’s head kind of looks like a penis.