Send Us Your Heathen Holiday Cards!

The holiday season is now upon us (and has been since…you know, October), and many families like to send out Christmas cards with showing off how attractive/amazing/adorable their selves/kids/cats are.

Now, even though we as a collective may not celebrate the Baby-Jesus-type Christmas, it doesn’t mean we don’t want to send a Season’s Greetings to our extended family and various Facebook friends, right? It is with this in mind that I am calling for your secular greeting card messages. They can be clever, sassy, funny, irreverent, cute, or punny! (I give bonus points to puns. Always, bonus points to puns.)

For example, I found this oneon Zazzle:

Send us your card ideas (or the best ones you’ve seen), and we’ll post our favorites throughout December! If you create/design cards or have the ability to draw up some of the submitted ideas, please let us know that, too.

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