Heathen Holiday Card of the Day! (12/11)

We’ve received some great submissions for our Heathen Holiday Cards, so let’s begin rolling them out! (If you’d like to submit an actual card, a slogan, or a design you’re selling, send in your submissions! We enjoy anything that makes you smile, laugh, or shoot dopamine missiles into your medulla oblongata.*)

(*I don’t really know how brains or chemicals work.)

Today’s card is brought to you by reader Ologies! I was obviously super-delighted to receive this one due to my admiration of one Sir Nicolas Cage:

You can buy the card here and see other designs by Ologies here.

Honorable mention goes to this card:

Remember, send in those cards so we can feature them daily!*


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