If FOX News Channel Existed During Biblical Times…

Pardon My Planet rewrites history in a way that would make Roger Ailes proud:

(Thanks to Jeff for the link!)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago. He began writing the Friendly Atheist blog in 2006. His latest book is called The Young Atheist's Survival Guide.

  • http://www.facebook.com/zionviller Christopher A Butler

    It wasn’t WHALE.. it was a BIG FISH.. gosh.. get it right.. :p

    • Plasticpony256

       and that all depends on the translation you use. Whether its Greek or Latin or Hebrew or Turkish each translate out to slightly different meaning and description of what a big fish is.

      • Joel Lim

        Equally insane

    • Coyotenose

       He was trapped inside a Tim Burton movie? For three days?

      Fuck it, I’m converted now. Hopefully Yahweh will stick me in Beetlejuice and not Mars Attacks.

  • Octoberfurst

    Yep that’s about the way Fox would have reported it.  Of course they would have also found some way to blame Jonah’s plight  on liberals/gays/atheists.

    • Piet Puk

      And Jesus would be called a Socialist Hippie.