If FOX News Channel Existed During Biblical Times…

Pardon My Planet rewrites history in a way that would make Roger Ailes proud:

(Thanks to Jeff for the link!)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/zionviller Christopher A Butler

    It wasn’t WHALE.. it was a BIG FISH.. gosh.. get it right.. :p

  • Octoberfurst

    Yep that’s about the way Fox would have reported it.  Of course they would have also found some way to blame Jonah’s plight  on liberals/gays/atheists.

  • Plasticpony256

     and that all depends on the translation you use. Whether its Greek or Latin or Hebrew or Turkish each translate out to slightly different meaning and description of what a big fish is.

  • Joel Lim

    Equally insane

  • Piet Puk

    And Jesus would be called a Socialist Hippie.

  • Coyotenose

     He was trapped inside a Tim Burton movie? For three days?

    Fuck it, I’m converted now. Hopefully Yahweh will stick me in Beetlejuice and not Mars Attacks.