That’s Why He Shows Up in Toast

December 25, 2012 By 11 Comments


(Thanks to Jessica for the link!)

Filed Under: General, Humor, War on Christmas 11 Comments
About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago. He began writing the Friendly Atheist blog in 2006. His latest book is called The Young Atheist's Survival Guide.

  • machintelligence

    And not just as a baby either.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTwSJK_XMI

  • Reginald Selkirk

    He tastes better with cinnamon and melted butter.

  • A3Kr0n

    It’s only a matter of time now before someone at the Wisconsin State Fair starts selling Jesus on a stick. Wrapped in bacon and dipped in chocolate, of course!

    • Glasofruix

      You forgot deep fried

      • roberthughmclean

        And covered in tomato sauce…

    • Greg G.

      Jesus on a stick, battered and roasted over an open hellfire not good enough for you?

    • Michael Derousselle

      Bad for the heart but good for the soul. Yummy!

  • Willy Occam

    …or as a cookie:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtJrH0IHso

    (Thanks, Larry David!)

  • roberthughmclean

    Don’t the catholics serve up the baby jesus each and every Sunday? I heard they serve up two bits, one you can apparenly drink, out of a mug used by all the others. that’s a wee bit dirty for my taste. I’m told too that they never serve dip.

  • Michael Derousselle

    I thought is went “Holy infant soap, tender and mild”.

  • Drakk

    You had me up until “mild”. I prefer stronger flavours in my meat.