That’s Why He Shows Up in Toast


(Thanks to Jessica for the link!)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • machintelligence

    And not just as a baby either.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTwSJK_XMI

  • Reginald Selkirk

    He tastes better with cinnamon and melted butter.

  • A3Kr0n

    It’s only a matter of time now before someone at the Wisconsin State Fair starts selling Jesus on a stick. Wrapped in bacon and dipped in chocolate, of course!

    • Glasofruix

      You forgot deep fried

      • roberthughmclean

        And covered in tomato sauce…

    • Greg G.

      Jesus on a stick, battered and roasted over an open hellfire not good enough for you?

    • Michael Derousselle

      Bad for the heart but good for the soul. Yummy!

  • Willy Occam

    …or as a cookie:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtJrH0IHso

    (Thanks, Larry David!)

  • roberthughmclean

    Don’t the catholics serve up the baby jesus each and every Sunday? I heard they serve up two bits, one you can apparenly drink, out of a mug used by all the others. that’s a wee bit dirty for my taste. I’m told too that they never serve dip.

    • Ann Onymous

      They do at least turn the cup and wipe it with a napkin each time. Still a bit germy, but I expect they think God will protect them.

  • Michael Derousselle

    I thought is went “Holy infant soap, tender and mild”.

  • Drakk

    You had me up until “mild”. I prefer stronger flavours in my meat.


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