What Would Jesus Say To Ellen DeGeneres?

Ed Young, pastor of Fellowship Church in Texas, gave a sermon over the weekend about what Jesus would say to Ellen DeGeneres.

Turns out Jesus would be a dick and tell Ellen she shouldn’t be gay because:

  • “Homosexuality is not my ideal” (19:52)
  • “The parts don’t fit!” (26:46)
  • “We all mess up!” (27:19)
  • “At the end of the day, it is a choice!” (30:38)
  • “You’re awesome, but get under my authority!” (33:30)

This is why Christians are losing the demographic wars: They lie, they revel in their own ignorance, and their idea of “Christian Love” is anything but that.

"Congratulations to NBC for their tireless efforts in reporting on this "miracle." Truly top-notch journalism ..."

Couple Says God Saved Porcelain Nativity, ..."
"When the accusations are being made against someone they son't like or agree with, then ..."

Christian Right Leader: The Sexual Revolution ..."
"Meh. No more important than a different Darin on Bewitched."

Why Pope Francis Wanting to Change ..."
"The rivers are full of crocodile nastiestAnd He who made kittens put snakes in the ..."

Why Pope Francis Wanting to Change ..."

Browse Our Archives

Follow Us!


What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment