God Hates All Those Other Dating Sites

There’s now a dating website for those hate-based Christians out there:

By the way, the WestboroMingle.com URL has already been taken…

(via Joe. My. God.)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • flyb

    The slightly out-of-tune guitar is a nice touch, too. It really complements their slightly more out-of-tune beliefs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=684968309 Charles M Taylor

    Both the video and the link are hilarious.

  • Mandy

    Are there any other married atheists out there who continually get SPAM from Christian Mingle, or am I the only one?

    • RobertoTheChi

      I get them quite often as well.

    • monyNH

      No, but I notice they advertise an awful lot during the Rachel Maddow Show. Know your audience, people! :)

    • allein

      Not married, but atheist, and I get them all the time. I have been seeing their TV commercials a lot lately, too (haven’t noticed what shows they run during, though).

  • Rain

    Ladies, I know a certain former “pontiff” who is totally single and available too. Just sayin.

    • sam

      Young boys, I know a certain former “pontiff” who is totally single and available too. Just sayin.

      • Bdole

        Rain and Sam, a 1-2 punch of comedy.

    • Jason

      How do you know he’s after ladies. He was Catholic after all.

  • Haha USA

    Goes plenty to demonstrate the stupidity of the Haha USA. Probably the only developed country where parody like this is representative of a large swathe of the population.

    • Baby_Raptor

      Oh, look. An idiot troll. We totally don’t get enough of those here…

  • http://www.facebook.com/freeman.molenaar Charles Raymond Miller

    I want to know if God works for the dating sites does he use a PC or a Mac. And does it bother him that Bill Gates, and both Steves don’t (didn’t) believe in him?

    • A3Kr0n

      I’ve watched enough Mr. Deity to confidently say that he is an Apple man to the core.

    • David Starner

      An IBM 704, no doubt. You really think God loves being forced to upgrade every few years when he can already make his computer run as fast as he wants?

  • http://absurdlypointless.blogspot.com/ Bubba Tarandfeathered

    Christian Mingle last year had a TV ad that stated “5 million christian singles” were waiting to meet you, now the TV ad states “2 million.” So did 3 million christians get married over the last year or did the ad company advise christian mingle that the number 5 million really made christians look sad and pitiful?

    • Bdole

      If their TOTAL number of subscribers was also 5 million then they were endorsing homosexuality, or at least bisexuality.

  • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Kevin_Of_Bangor

    Funny video but what is she wearing under her shirt? No, I’m not trying to be a pervert and fixate on her chest but something went wrong under her shirt.

    • allein

      Oh good, it’s not just me.

      • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Kevin_Of_Bangor

        After taking a second look I’m starting to think they setup the microphone equipment on top of her left boob. If that is the case I would love to know why they thought that was a good plan.

    • Baby_Raptor

      I noticed it too.

    • fsm

      I think that she is wearing some sort of metal bra or magic underwear.

  • roberthughmclean

    That nasty old pope person resigned today! One less catholic! Do ex-popes get a pension? Probably gets some nice robes and funny hats as a reminder of all the fun times as god’s vessel.

    • http://absurdlypointless.blogspot.com/ Bubba Tarandfeathered

      I wonder if he loses his Gilded Subscription to Boys’ Life?

  • Thin-ice

    Question: If prayer works, and I pray for God to introduce me to the only girl out of 3.5 billion that is his perfect choice for me, then why should I have to resort to a Christian dating site? Doesn’t that show lack of faith? Prayer works, right? Can I get an amen?

    Secondly, if I run a Christian dating site, why should I have to advertise? If prayer works, shouldn’t God tell Christians to come to my website to find that one girl in 3.5 billion? Prayer works, right? Right?

  • John of Indiana

    If gawd is picking your perfect girl, then that means you have to
    marry the first one Xian Mingle hooks you up with. Uh, not “hook up”,
    but hook up… Oh, you know what I mean…Why date around? you found gawd’s pick for you the first time…

  • Dan

    Wait. I thought the Westb church was mostly comprised of members from a large extended family? You need a dating site to find your third cousin once removed is single?

  • Westboro Mingle Staff

    WestboroMingle.com is now open for business. The internet’s newest gay dating service!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/conrad.grason Conrad Grason

    Hey everyone,

    I had a bad experience before
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    use online dating again. But one good friend of mine used globogirls.com and he
    recommended it for me. Actually it turned out to be a very rewarding experience
    as I was not looking for a long term relationship. I used globogirls.com to
    plan my trip to Ukraine and I’ve found this sweet Ukrainian girl who was more
    like a tour guide for me in my trip and we spent great time together. We still
    talk to each other every once in a while.


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