If Quentin Tarantino Made a Movie About the Bible…

I would pay to see this in theaters. Multiple times:

“It’s a less violent Passion of the Christ” <-- Love that line!

(via Saturday Night Live)

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  • flyb

    “Jesus H. Christ!!!”

    “The ‘H’ is silent.”

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    If someone actually made this movie i’d see it because I think it’d be so bad it would be good.

  • Golfie98

    If anyone made a movie about the bible, and was accurate about it, it wouldn’t get a certificate.

  • Miss_Beara

    Waltz played the Pope and Jesus in about 15 minutes. It was great.
    “No more Mr. Nice Jesus.” I wish this was a real movie.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/chidy/ chicago dyke

      One Angry, i mean “million” Moms is furiously sending the membership an angry, outraged email as we speak, i have no doubt.

  • njbartlett

    “The clip you selected isn’t available from your location”. Fucking hate that.

  • Wild Rumpus

    SORRY – this video only available to residents of the United States and its territories. Here’s a link for the international atheists: http://youtu.be/QP3wrQncuSI

  • Scott Williams

    That was funny. I think I need to watch last night’s episode.

  • newavocation

    It could be Bruce’s next Die Hard too!

  • Jake

    It’s just as plausible as the book.

  • Pawel Samson

    MadTV did an almost identical sketch over ten years ago… I miss that show.

  • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/ Kevin_Of_Bangor

    That was awesome.

  • Rain

    Yes Tarantino should definitely do another zombie flick soon. He’s way overdue.

  • Claude

    Finally. The real story of NRA Jesus.