How Gay Marriage Will Affect Society… According to a Christian Apologist

I swear to you I thought this was a Poe… until I saw that the comments were disabled, which makes me think it must actually be a Christian.

In any case, these are 50 ways that this Christian believes marriage equality will hurt society:

My favorites:

  • 6. You will have to call your brother a “she.”
  • 17. Lesbians will destroy church services with condoms.
  • 22. Since a lot of people (a.k.a. Christians) won’t attend gay weddings, they will be sad events. So gay unions will lead to joyless weddings.

That same YouTube channel also features a Christian girl speaking out in rhyming verse against homosexuality (a la Jefferson Bethke).

Someone please tell me it’s not real…

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