Steve Baughman sings a cute ditty about how we should never be mad at God:
But I say don’t be mad at God, oh don’t be pissed.
It ain’t that he’s mistreating you, it’s just he don’t exist.
And it makes no sense, only makes you tense, to be pounding on his door.
So don’t go blaming God for your troubles anymore.
(Thanks to Allein for the link!)