Explaining the Missing Footprints

Finally, we get a sensible answer to the question everyone’s been wondering:

You can read the rest of the comic here :) And then nod your head slowly…

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  • http://www.youtube.com/user/GodVlogger?feature=mhee GodVlogger (on YouTube)

    The times when there are only one set of footprints and life was rough was because Jesus was riding on you f***ing back!

    • Drew M.

      That means I’m a Jesus pony? Awesome!

      RAWR!

      • http://gloomcookie613.tumblr.com GloomCookie613

        So, are you a stallion of Salvation or a filly of Faith?

      • liu

        Of course, we all know that Jesus rides a dinosaur, so quite how that works out I’m not sure.

  • http://www.everydayintheparkwithgeorge.com/ Matt Eggler

    Of course he can fly. That’s how he is able to get out of there so fast when the shit hits the fan.

  • Wild Rumpus

    I thought it was because the Sand People travel in single file to hide their numbers…

  • Dezzydez

    When you believe in magic anything is possible.

  • hamnox

    I recall the first time I heard that story, I thought something along the lines of “Wow, Jesus is a great bullshitter. Did he come up with that on the spot?”

  • John Alexander Harman

    “Those were the times when I got tired of your whining and kicked you down the beach.”


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