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The Onion‘s horoscopes are always worth reading…
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Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago. He began writing the Friendly Atheist blog in 2006. His latest book is called The Young Atheist's Survival Guide.
I’m a gemini, but I’m in two minds about this church thing…
I see what you did there.
I’m a Libra apparently. I get to turn into a 1000 foot giant. Awesome!
Me too. I know who I’m going after!
I’m a Gemini! So good thing I don’t believe in horoscopes!
Hey! I’m a Gemini!
Not that I ever believed in Horoscopes. But as a female human in this culture, its hard to grow up without knowing what you’re horoscope sign is…
Capricorn this week: “All things considered, it’s a good thing you aren’t in the prostitution business for the money.”
Haha, good to know.
“You’re getting to the point where you’d kill for a cigarette, despite never having smoked in your life.”
That’s actually scary true.
Gotta love the Oniom !!
Even better today was the Onion’s article:
“Vatican Quickly Performs Damage Control On Pope’s Tolerant Remarks”
VATICAN CITY—Following Pope Francis’ tolerant remarks Sunday about
homosexuals and the Catholic Church, Vatican officials reportedly went
into crisis mode, announcing that the Pope’s thoughtful message of
understanding was clearly taken out of context.
I’m kind of curious about this “bizarre misunderstanding”.
They haven’t got my star sign, I’m a carrot!
I’m a Scorpio and mine says, “Your hatred of the strange and unfamiliar leads you to open hundreds of identical fast-food restaurants.”
I’m getting my own Denny’s – no more driving for an hour just to have breakfast – thanks Onion!
I am a Gemini *>.<*
*OTOH, horoscopes do squat nothing so It's not like I'm actually going to revert.
I’m a human being, and I think the Onion’s horoscopes are hilarious!
I always thought horoscopes were as useless as the bible. But now I see that they can make us laugh.
Shit, baby daughter is a Gemini. I guess we’ll revert to our original plans for her, as soon as I find some paprika.
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