Pastor John Hagee Warns Congregation About Harry Potter, Ouija Boards, and Rock Music

Over the weekend, Pastor John Hagee railed against Harry Potter readers, Ouija board users, and rock music listeners because they’re all heading away from Jesus and toward Satan:

Here’s the truly horrific part: He’s not joking. People like him exist! And there are thousands of people listening to him in that church, presumably agreeing with him.

Also disturbing: John Hagee thinks you can take rock music and “throw it out and burn it.” As if kids still listen to music on CDs. He must also fear their skateboards and Trapper Keepers.

Technologically, he’s only living a couple of decades in the past… which I guess is an improvement since I had him pegged at about a century behind the times.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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  • Glasofruix

    Uh, rock music? Is he living in the 50s?

  • EvolutionKills

    CD’s? With a reference to Ouija boards, I was expecting him to rally against vinyl albums. You know, back in the heyday of the 70′s when rock n’ roll actually scared people. There was Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, and a whole slew of others. What is he worried about now, Nickleback?

  • kelemi

    He should become a Muslim and move to Iran. He’d fit in well.

  • Tom

    I’d have thought this guy would welcome the displacement of vinyl by CDs – CDs can’t be played backwards, protecting you from the evil satanic mind control therein.

    That’s unless someone had the bright business idea of making a CD player fitted with a reverse play option specially for the satanic rock market!

  • Makoto

    You suddenly gave me a great idea for an iPhone app…

  • cipher

    Here’s something I never get about guys like Hagee and Falwell. They’re supposedly in communication with God every day and he whispers the secrets of the universe into their ears – but not once, apparently, has he ever told them to go on a diet or get some exercise.

  • James_Jarvis

    And never, ever let your kids read Harry Potter backwards.

  • Len

    So I guess that means that cigarettes and whisky and wild, wild women are OK again. Good news indeed.

  • Randay

    How does he know about “satanism” in rock music and Harry Potter? Has he listened to it or read it? Then Satan must have entered him. How did he cast him out? Lucky for him he doesn’t seem to know Jonathan Stroud’s “Bartimaeus Trilogy”. It is much darker, and funnier, than Harry Potter. At Amazon, read the readers’ comments.

  • Rain

    He’s actually a Fox News “analyst”. I’m not sure which one sank lower. Fox News for willing to have him as an analyst, or him for willing to be a Fox News analyst. One or the other of them are willing to sink to some mighty low depths. Not sure which one…

  • johnlev

    Satan in Ouiji Boards? Rock music? How soooo 1970′s and 80′s. Talk about being out of touch.

  • Baby_Raptor

    Pretty sure this is the guy I heard on TV the other day when the resident TeaBagger was getting his daily rah-rah for Jesus on. The guy commented that-horror of horrors!-a Muslim Imam had *recently said things.* He’d talked about how he foresaw a Muslim in the White House by 2020, but “forget 16 years from now, there’s already a Muslim in it.”

  • Sweetredtele

    More than one app already exists. Satan wouldn’t waste time getting his message out.

  • Holytape

    It is a great improvement. Last week he was warning people about this new-fangled contraption called “the wheel.” Or as he called it, “The devil’s square.”

  • Damon Icke

    My childhood friend’s mom was like this. It’s not a fear of backward messages. It’s that according to them any song that doesn’t glorify Jesus’s name should not be sung. If it’s not about Jesus than it’s about someone else which can influence you and set you down a dark path. She had us watch a silly documentary about the dangers of songs that aren’t about Jesus.

  • Rain

    I tried looking up the Billboard top 100, and… they make you scroll through a bunch of damn pages. I ain’t scrolling through all those damn pages. Just give me a flat list, for cryin out loud. I guess it will just have to be a mystery, lol.

  • Rebecca M

    I’m just surprised that people still aren’t over the whole rock music thing.

  • Aureliano_Buendia

    Considering the Harry Potter stories tend to follow the traditional Christian model of hero = sacrifice (especially with the end of the final book), I think Pastor Hagee would be infinitely more frightened of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fanfiction. The scientific method is much more terrifying for fundamentalists than magic.

  • EvolutionKills

    Funny how God only ever seems to tell them what they want to hear…

  • cipher

    You noticed that too?

  • EvolutionKills

    Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute…

    How in the 9 Hells did he NOT mention Dungeons & Dragons!? I mean with all those books and papers and polyhedral dice, SURELY they are up to no good! Right?

    He must be loosing his edge…

  • indorri

    Ooh, a fellow reader. Hi there.

  • EvolutionKills

    Yeah, it’s quite a trend actually. Rick Warren’s god sounds like Rick Warren. Pat Robertson’s god sounds like Pat Robertson. Martin Luther’s god sounded like Martin Luther. Thomas Aquinas’ god sounded like Thomas Aquinas. So on and so forth…

  • Tainda

    Just a few words for you Hagee…

    Now I’m not pretty and I’m not cool
    But I’m fat and I’m ugly and proud – so fuck you
    Standing out is the new pretension
    Streamline the sickness, half-assed aggression
    You gotta see it to believe it, we all got conned
    All the mediocre sacred cows we spawned
    Put your trust in the mission
    We will not repent – this is our religion

  • Baby_Raptor

    I keep seeing this fanfic mentioned. Is it being mentioned because it’s amazing, or because it’s another My Immortal?

  • tsara

    It’s awesome.

  • Brian

    “get it out of the house and burn it” Burn an mp3? I think kids are already doing that…

  • Tainda

    I firmly believe, if Satan existed, he is Justin Beiber.

    and I just realized I typed “Stan” instead of “Satan” Sorry Stan!

  • indorri

    If you’re a fan of Elizer Yudkowsky’s writing, you’ll really like it.

    Basically, it’s “what if Harry Potter tried to apply scientific rationalism to the world of magic”, with a heavy dose of Yudkowsky’s moral philosophy.

  • Tainda

    Maybe it’s because vinyl is popular again? Does he think it’s because these so called rockers want to get their demonic message out again?

  • Greg G.

    A friend told me that when she was young, she had to give her grandmother a ride. She was receiving a lecture about how evil The Beatles were and that she should listen to songs like the one that was playing on the radio. The song was Norwegian Wood … by The Beatles.

  • 3lemenope

    Perhaps the reason they have a hard time making accurate predictions and obtaining facts from the voice of God is that it does sound like them, but only after breathing in a balloon full of helium. So Rick Warren’s god sounds like Rick Warren would if he were trying out for Alvin and the Chipmunks, and so we’re just never going to get proper clarification on that whole vaguely cannibalistic communion…thing.

  • CultOfReason

    Funny how Joe Klein never whispers the secrets of the universe in anyone’s ears.

  • BeasKnees

    This is my extended family in a nutshell. I don’t even try to argue with it anymore. Most of the time I just sit there with a dumbfounded look on my face until they are finished, then change the subject.

  • 3lemenope

    Yeah, it would be passingly funny to be his kid for a day just to play the whole “I’m going to go burn a bunch of rock music, daddy Hagee.” “Oh, son, I’m so proud of you! Fight Satan’s power!” “Yes, daddy. That’s exactly what I’m doing. Pay no attention to the blank CDs…”

  • cipher

    I bet he would if you asked him to (but he’d claim it was someone else!).

  • Buckley

    Every couple of months he goes off on a “End Time” rant. He seems to do that more than most. And his knee-jerk support for all things Israel (except for the Muslims) is frightening. This man would be a carnival freak if not for the fact that so many people listen and follow his teachings. He also does this cult trick where he emphasizes items by snapping his fingers so that over time you are conditioned.

  • Gus Snarp

    The really disturbing part is the influence this guy has in Republican politics. He’s the perfect example of why it’s always worth pointing out the fundamentalist extremists – because you never know when politicians are going to come calling for their endorsements.

  • MargueriteF

    Every one of my kids has been a fanatic reader of Harry Potter (and a lot of other fantasy). And we listen to rock, too. My kids are all being raised in an atheist household… which of course means we’re all secretly devil worshippers. So you see he’s got a point *grins*.

    I’m 45, and even I don’t buy physical music any more. To burn my music, you’d have to torch my iPhone and my computer. But as a bonus, you could get a lot of my books that way, too!

  • Gus Snarp

    Which is funny, because he also seems pretty anti-semitic. Of course, he wants Israel to be a Jewish state so all the Jews can be exterminated in the apocalypse.

    Talk about hubris, this guy thinks that god is going to end the world in a preordained horror fest of war, pestilence, famine, fire, and brimstone but for some reason he needs our government to support Israel to make that possible. You’d think a god who created, and was going to destroy, the entire world would be able to fulfill his own prophecy without our help.

    In my day the people who were “immantentizing the eschaton” were the bad guys.

  • Gus Snarp

    Harry Potter. If he thinks that’s scary and evil, just wait until he reads some Neil Gaiman.

  • Gus Snarp

    Or: “Daddy, I burned all the rock music in the house!”

    “Oh, that’s great, son, I’m so proud of you. Now I just need to go finish up the sermon I started yesterday, then update the church’s financial records and……um……what happened to the computer?”

  • Tainda

    I think Pat Robertson’s god sounds like Judge Doom (when he was in toon form) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

  • Gus Snarp

    While we’re commenting on his appearance: for a guy who doesn’t seem to move around much, maybe they ought to have a mic on the podium instead of that flesh tone headset mic that makes it look like he has a hideous growth on the side of his face.

  • viaten

    And he’s probably oblivious to online role playing games.

  • Tainda


  • Jim Jones

    Vinyl? That’s the work of the devil. Stick to 78′s, like Jesus used.

  • Aureliano_Buendia

    I highly recommend it. I’m skeptical of fanfiction in general, but decided to give it a try… well worth it. A great fit for those who enjoyed the HP series and have an interest in scientific reasoning and current theories. The author also explains all of the science mentioned in the chapters. It’s not only educational but interesting and at times laugh-out-loud hilarious!

  • viaten

    Why not? I’d love to hear what he makes of it and other things people do on the internet, with their smart phones, etc. He could only look sillier.

  • Jim Jones

    Never forget that all of these people are a reflection of their audience.

    Always reminiscent of the distorting mirrors in *’Cabaret’*.

  • badgerchild

    My husband, an immigrant from Northern Ireland, says he knows bloody well what anti-Catholic bigotry looks like. Which is one huge reason he’s an atheist.

  • badgerchild

    Recommended, especially for all geek fans of the Harry Potter series.

  • Jim Jones

    > “Every one of my kids has been a fanatic reader of Harry Potter.”

    Which has done more for education than 1,000 conferences.

  • MargueriteF

    Well, exactly. All my kids read way above grade level– not solely due to Harry, of course, but there’s no doubt he’s helped. I am very grateful to Ms. Rowling for her assistance in keeping my kids reading.

  • Mick

    “He’s not joking. People like him exist!”

    He may not be joking, but I’ll bet he’s easily swayed. When a parishioner regularly donates large sums to the church and then complains about her children who are listening to rock music, I’ll bet the response is something like this: “Don’t worry about it. They come from a fine family and Jesus will look after them. Everything will be alright – and while you’re here, might as well fix up this week’s tithes, eh?”

  • Tainda

    Because then my head really would explode

  • The Other Weirdo

    What is this, the 20th century? Can’t somebody tell him to get on with life already? Those of us who follow Santa have long ago moved past vinyl. These days we buy CDs instead, grind them into power and sneak the Santanic message contained therein into unsuspecting people’s drinks.

  • Michaela Samuels

    Nickelback worries me, though. For entirely different reasons, to be sure. I do, however, find them highly upsetting.

  • Joey Reid

    I hope no one tells him about rap music. He can’t know about that.

  • The Other Weirdo

    And wouldn’t that just freak out his ignorant followers?

  • kielc

    I went to a high school FULL of people like this. There are definitely lots and lots of them around, sadly.

  • Will

    Hey fuck you. Trapper Keepers are awesome.

  • BenFromCA

    Did he also mention that you can find a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow?

  • Michael Harrison

    Vaguely cannibalistic? Last I heard, sociologists classified it as cannibalism (well, symbolic cannibalism, but cannibalism nonetheless).

  • Michael Harrison

    That’s what MP3s are for.

  • Michael Harrison

    I don’t get their beef with Iron Maiden. I have a hard time thinking of a band as scary if they’ve engaged in war protest music. That’s kind of the opposite of a culture of death.

  • Oranje

    I hope the Berlin Wall falls someday, too.

  • Hat Stealer

    Gotta stay scared about something.

  • EvolutionKills

    The core of their beef is their ignorance. If they cared enough to look into their accusations instead of just trying to scare people, we simply wouldn’t be having this conversation.

  • Artor

    I burn lots of music…onto mp3 cd’s, so I can play it on my car stereo.

  • EvolutionKills

    Oh come on, it could be fun! Lets see if we can’t trick him into thinking people actually worship the fictitious pantheons they created for the Forgotten Realms setting! I would die laughing hearing him rally against the evils of worshiping Mystra, Sune, Tempus, Lolth, etc…

  • EvolutionKills

    You sir, get an internet cookie!

  • Cake

    At least he didn’t say to throw away their vinyl records or cassette tapes.

  • EvolutionKills

    That’s awesome, I love to see people have an enthusiasm for reading. I remember being back in 6th grade (I think?) and wondering why everyone else was complaining about reading ‘Animal Farm’ when I had already finished Stephan King’s ‘The Stand’ and Frank Herbert’s ‘DUNE’ the summer before. ‘Animal Farm’ was a breeze, and enlightening read, not by no means a hard one at that point. Still, glad to see other’s appreciate the medium as much as I do!

  • Tainda

    I worship Innoruuk!

  • advancedatheist

    Ironically Hagee, Hal Lindsey, Tim LaHaye and similar preachers have the right idea when they say that all the christians will disappear in the rapture. The christians will disappear, all right, but through natural attrition as the religion declines and doesn’t replace its members with converts.

    I suspect that efforts to revive christianity after its demise in a few centuries won’t succeed, either, because religions do wear out their welcome. People have tried to revive ancient pagan religions like worship of the Norse or Greek gods, but they have remained fringe beliefs which other people tolerate as personal quirks.

  • Kevin_Of_Bangor

    Stan has this for you :)

  • Kevin_Of_Bangor

    What till he learns there is atheist rappers. We all know rap is bad enough but atheist rap is the work of the super devil.

    NSFW language

  • Tainda

    Damnit Stan

  • Tainda

    That’s when I read Dune too and have been a super fan ever since.

    I’m also the kid who started at the beginning of the library’s fiction section and worked my way around lol Loved biographies too back then

  • WallofSleep

    In fairness to Hagee, we should all be worried about Nickleback.

  • WallofSleep

    What, no mention of Alf, Pogs, or Garbage Pail Kids? Man, Hagee’s game is slippin’.

  • onamission5

    LOL! My kids’ school still requires Trapper Keepers for purposes of organization. It made me so happy when I lit upon this information.

  • EvolutionKills

    ‘DUNE’ is one of those books I had to go back to and re-read later, and I got a lot more out of it the second and third time reading it. It’s one of a handful of books I tend to re-read every couple of years, along with Robert A. Heinlein’s ‘Starship Troopers’, Anne McCaffrey’s ‘Dragonriders of Pern’ and a few Robert E. Howard ‘Conan the Barbarian’ stories to boot.

  • EvolutionKills

    Pogs? Awe man, that brings back memories…

    I didn’t see much Alf, it was on the same time as McGyver, and I always wanted to watch the mullet-ed super-handyman over the cat eating creepy puppet…

  • onamission5

    But.. but.. syncopated beats! They mess up your heart rhythm, cause sexual aggression, and make it easier for demons to enter your soul!
    The above statement reflects actual ideas told to me by actual adults in actual church youth group meetings some 25 years ago.

  • 3lemenope

    There is solid scientific evidence that rock music does lead to dancing. Surprised they didn’t just go with that.

  • darren

    If I had a nickleback cd, I’d throw it out the window too.

  • Mackinz

    I grew up reading H.P. and I too had a well above average reading level. Ms. Rowling was an exceptional influence on my life.

    Glad to hear I’m not the only one!

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Are you kidding? Nickelback is awesome! Their music costs next to nothing, because once you’ve bought one of their albums, you’ve heard them all. Such a great deal!

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Trapper Keepers with pictures of wizards riding unicorns across rainbows. THOSE are awesome.

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    I just wasted an entire minute and twenty-nine seconds praying for a D&D shout-out. Thanks for nothing, Hemant.

    Technologically, he’s only living a couple of decades in the past… which
    I guess is an improvement since I had him pegged at about a century
    behind the times.

    What is it with these people? I once mocked a Creationist* in an area newspaper for citing anti-Evolution sources fifty years out of date. His response was to cite another source that was 75+ years old, then finally one that was ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD.

    *Engineer, too. /Salem’sLaw

  • Tainda

    My eye just twitched rofl

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Indeed. I don’t think much of some aspects of her writing, but her ability to get kids reading vastly outweighs any complaint less immediate than “The books are actually made of live scorpions that have been tied together and forced to read Stephanie Meyer.”

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Lolth wasn’t created for the Forgotten Realms. Die, Heathen!

    *sets fire to own monitor*

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Innoruuk… *strains brain for a while* Gah, the mention of the Forgotten Realms threw me off! Everquest had a gorgeous setting! If only my PC could have handled the Planes. *sadface*

  • Bdole

    When played on a computer, they allow daemons into your OS.

  • Tainda

    I still play EQ from time to time. They just came out with their 19th expansion hahaha It will forever be my first and most fondly remembered MMO

  • EvolutionKills

    Really? I’ve only ever been familiar with her Spider-Queen of the Drow persona. What was she originally?

  • Obazervazi

    For some real fun, somebody should tell him about Shin Megami Tensei.

  • EvolutionKills

    I’m guessing it was the bastard offspring of a typical Trapper Keeper and those Lisa Frank rainbow-gasm covered folders?

  • EvolutionKills

    They usually trying to argue in favor of an 2500+ year old fairy tale to explain a 6000-10000 year old Earth. Time management and the evaluation of evidence never seemed to be their strong points, not that those arguing for Creationism have many on their side.

  • Sacks Romana

    I sort of love people like this. In an effort to be consistent with wackier aspects of the bible they’re forced to live in fear of science fiction and fantasy fiction. Their ridiculous inability to differentiate real and fake stories can not be lost on all their followers, and must lead to quite a few doubters.

  • RD

    How did skateboards get into this?

  • Matt Bowyer

    What year is this, again? I thought we were in the 21st century.

  • Mike De Fleuriot

    The problem is these folk, like Hagee, keep themselves away from rational people. If we could meet with them and challenge them in public face to face, their followers would see how invalid their claims are.

  • Heidi McClure

    They don’t actually get any further than seeing Eddie on a t-shirt.

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Bastard? Oh no no no, that was definitely a union sanctioned by Heaven.

  • Heidi McClure

    My mom believed all that garbage, so I knew it was out there. But wow. Actually watching those sheeple sit in the audience nodding at this guy spewing crap like “if you embrace the bad, you reject the good” was… wow.

  • Gluon

    Maybe he’s warning hipsters.

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    I tried earlier this year to reinstall it just for nostalgia, and cause I was curious if my old account still existed, but it would never finish.

    Probably just as well. There could be a person or two playing who remembered me. My guild broke up because in the pre-Ventrilo Good Old Days, they all decided I was a woman pretending to be a man while playing a female character so that guys wouldn’t bug me, and they fought “over” me.


  • Jonathan Olds

    Well, Justin Bieber IS of the Devil!!

  • Tainda

    Oh I know you’re not kidding. In those days it was male dominated to be sure and if they even THOUGHT you were a female it was like throwing bloody meat in a pool of sharks lol Ahhhh, those WERE the good ole days lol

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Oh that’s exactly who she is. The Forgotten Realms came out in the late ’80s, and Lolth predates that by about a decade. She appeared in several modules that AFAIK were in a generic setting, but might have been Greyhawk. She should be exactly the same character now, just more refined.

    **acts like a game veteran but was born the same year that D&D was published**

  • EvolutionKills

    Oh right, Rainbow Heaven. Where none of the animals ever grow up and they all look like they’re covered in melted Skittles…

  • EvolutionKills

    Good old Eddie. It’s my understanding that he was based off of some sort of WWII propaganda images, but I can’t remember exactly who are what it was based off of. Dammit I’m going to have to Wiki this at work to pass some time…

  • 3lemenope

    Yep. Greyhawk. The wiki article on Lolth is absurdly detailed, as in, probably a great deal more detailed than most Gods that humans have actually worshiped.

  • EvolutionKills

    Whatever, it’s all good. I inherited my step-dad’s D&D Basic (complete with the original blue dice set) kit when I was a kid, eventually got into 2ndED in middle school and was on the scene in high-school and college for the jump from TSR to WotC and the release of 3rdED, 3.5, and 4thED. Actually 4th came out while I was still in my Game Design program, so I think I am one of the few human beings who really liked it from a purely conceptual design standpoint. Unfortunately, I never got to play 4th much, and then I fell out of it years ago when I moved away from my gaming group. Good times.

  • 3lemenope

    In my day the people who were “immanentizing the eschaton” were the bad guys.

    Nearly lost my compy to the beverage I was drinking.

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Holee crap, all the drama and behind-the scenes smexings. There was a couple who both played EQ that I knew in-game. They were into D/s, and wanted me to come meet them in real life for some “fun” in that regard. There were multiple people trying to date me; one of the best was the college kid who knew I wasn’t Christian and who, so far as I can tell, was pretending to be Wiccan to get with me. He either believed in real magic or else assumed I would. And there was an incredibly hot married couple from Kansas or Oklahoma who actually believed I was a man, and since we gelled so well, invited me to their “seasonal party”… by which I mean their regular orgy at their place.

    Come to think of it, Everquest was FUN. ^^

    I made a female Iksar monk after my guild broke up, for the specific reason that the original character models were so ugly that I had never once seen one played, and started leveling in the always-empty starter zone. Big mistake. Within an hour I’d been hit on four times. High levels were coming over just to say hello to me and offer me gifts. Who the hell even knows how they found me? Did someone go to the Commons tunnel and shout “GIRL ALERT”?

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    Goddammit, now I’m hungry.

  • nkendall

    In other news, researches find a space-time anomaly that leaves a small region of the universe consistently suck in 1950.

  • more compost

    I know people who are this deluded. This timid. This cowardly. This hateful and ignorant.

    I don’t spend much time around them.

  • Tainda

    I was reading your first paragraph and thought, that was the fun! Then I saw your next sentence and laughed lol

    They have changed a lot since then. I’m playing Star Wars now and I don’t think many people even socialize at all on it lol

  • Pepe

    Unlike someone called Jesus or something. Such an imbecile.

  • wmdkitty

    Heh, have you heard “Holy Smoke”? It’s 100% condemnation of preachers like Hagee.

    “I’ve lived in filth, I’ve lived in sin
    And I still smell cleaner than the shit you’re in!”

  • wmdkitty

    It’s the Anti-”My Immortal”

  • houndies

    ugh! this guy needs some new material. he’s been preaching this same bullsh*t since I was a little kid in the 80′s.

  • Japooh

    Rainbow-gasm for word of the day!

  • Japooh

    American Gods would explode his head… should we send him a copy?

  • John the Revelator

    This was the poster that got Iron Maiden banned from my home (and the poster ripped up and burned, natch). All they needed to see was the 666 on the shoulder of Eddie and that was enough.

  • m6wg4bxw

    False dichotomy. False dichotomy. False dichotomy. False dichotomy. False dichotomy. False dichotomy.

  • Lori F

    He is so far behind the times. What about Percy Jackson? They actually interact with Roman Gods!

  • Nancy Shrew

    He’s simultaneously living in the 50s, 80s, and 2001.

  • Nancy Shrew

    I would if I had something to play 78s on :(. Oh, well. More Satanic 45s for me.

  • Nancy Shrew

    And PokemAn cards.

  • SeekerLancer

    Meanwhile, the Internet cackles in the background and does more damage to Christianity than all of those things combined.

  • DoggieD

    I certainly worry about Nickleback… bad musical taste is far worse than demonic messages…

  • DoubleDogDiogenes

    Let the book burnings begin!

  • Judith_Priest

    And Iron Maiden writes lyrics that are downright *scholarly*, full of history lessons and allusions to works of literature!

  • Judith_Priest

    30 years ago I was in a church that was obsessed with Dungeons & Dragons supposedly being evil … and both my kids *played* it!


  • Michael Hill

    Hagee calls himself a “Friend of Israel”. I wonder how the Israelis
    would like it if they were to find out that Hagee is a leader in the
    “End of Days” movement, You know, the one where Jews will convert to
    Christianity or die By The Sword.

  • Karen Greene

    So sad that this half witted moron lives here in San Antonio.

  • HatterDon

    I’m so proud that he’does his thang in my home town.

  • wmdkitty

    I’ve had to look shit up more than once, and been, “Whoa.”