They Can’t Possibly Be Very Filling

Taking the suggestion from James McGrath‘s site, the Creation Museum would be wise to sell these in its gift shop:

You know you’re a nerd when that joke is lost on you because you’re too busy thinking about how the situation itself is implausible.

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  • Paula M Smolik

    *sigh* Well, it’s Oklahoma. Right next door to Jesusland.

  • matt


  • b s

    I wouldn’t think you’re a nerd, I would just think you had an IQ above room temperature.

  • LesterBallard

    If they’re creationists, it wouldn’t be brain food.

  • chicago dyke


  • Hat Stealer

    Please. As an atheist, I assure you that baby is very filling, thank you.

  • Fractal Heretic

    Yea, everybody knows stick figures lived in the twiggian period and died out long before dinosaurs arrived. *scoff*

  • JohnnieCanuck

    Hmmm. I don’t usually set the furnace to come on until the house drops below 20°. Guess that joke doesn’t really work in more than a very few countries now.

  • EvolutionKills

    That is quite possibly the coolest ‘I don’t give a shit about your stick figure family’ sticker EVAR!

  • TBJ

    I was thinking of doing that with Aliens. First you have a queen, then some warriors, then some eggs and then some chest busters.

  • Dave

    my first thought- what? that is stupid.- I thought it was a christian thing then i saw the joke. nerd.

  • A3Kr0n

    That will be on my truck next week. Damn those cutesy stick people!

  • baal



    I’m tempted to get that sticker since singles are treated as inferiors in society. I’ve authored a sci-fi piece starring a philosophizing T-Rex who’s the hero of a social misfit. My book:

  • Willy Occam

    We thought YOU guys were Jesusland. —Texas