I love this headline from British humor site The Daily Mash:
Following repeated claims by self-aware individuals that they have guardian angels, the celestial beings confirmed their role as the helpers of idiots.
Angel Tom Booker said: “For some reason we are not permitted to assist people suffering the effects of war, famine or disease.
The rest of the piece is worth reading, too
(Thanks to Matt for the link!)
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