I’m Glad Angels Could Confirm This

I love this headline from British humor site The Daily Mash:

Following repeated claims by self-aware individuals that they have guardian angels, the celestial beings confirmed their role as the helpers of idiots.

Angel Tom Booker said: “For some reason we are not permitted to assist people suffering the effects of war, famine or disease.

The rest of the piece is worth reading, too 🙂

(Thanks to Matt for the link!)

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