It’s finally happened: I’ve been quoted in a commercial for a soon-to-be-canceled reality show:
(Which, by the way, is better than the time I found out I appeared in an anti-gay marriage ad.)
As the commercial notes, the show hasn’t even premiered yet:
There’s nothing especially unique about a reality show featuring rich, talentless people. If I want to see ostentatious displays of wealth accumulated in the name of God, I’ll visit the Vatican before I watch this show.
Quote that in your next commercial, Oxygen.
(Thanks to David for the link)