Christian Mingle, Eat Your Heart Out

(via Ben Giroux)

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  • Greg G.

    That is a perfect alternative for those who want an authentic relationship and who think drinking wine and eating crackers while pretending the consumables transubstantiate into human flesh and blood just isn’t authentic enough.

  • Mara

    That was hilarious overall, but the last bit after the outtakes was the best :D

  • Lurker111

    Um, overblown, not really funny and without point.

    But, I haven’t had my morning coffee yet …

    Edit: Okay, I’ve had a couple of coffees now and I _still_ think it’s overblown, not really funny and without point. Ah, well.

  • RowanVT

    That was actually very funny, and the point was to mock the idea that a website will fulfill God’s will with regards to finding a lifemate.

  • “2012 and all that” blog

    “Our mutual love for the Dark Lord”

    Cool, so they are Death Eaters too? Voldemort will be really pleased to know he brought two people together in this way.

  • allein

    Yeah, I don’t get it. If God has this grand plan for my love life, why do I need to pay money to a website to and sift through a million profiles to find this one perfect person who is destined for me? Haven’t watched the video, though; no youtubes at work. :(

  • Bdole

    This is the same god that made the 11 remaining disciples draw straws (or cast lots) to pick the 12th disciple to replace Judas. So, the lord works in probabilistic ways, I suppose.

  • C.L. Honeycutt

    They’re easier to kill when they all huddle close to one another.

  • Alierias

    That was hilarious!

  • Patrick Dunn

    Good point. You know a bunch of those CM matches have to have soured by now. Prime lawsuit conditions – promising to find “God’s match” doesn’t seem like it would lead to a high success rate.

  • Jim Tarvin


  • The Other Weirdo

    That is the single most terrifying picture I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of NOPES on imgur.

  • allein

    I’m sure there’s plenty of fine print on the site to head off any lawsuits. ;)

  • m6wg4bxw

    I want to enjoy things like this. I tried.

  • pirate_froglet

    Yeah, my favorite was where she swears, then says shoot, because she swore.

  • pirate_froglet

    Like the spider that squished out the worm on death?

  • The Other Weirdo

    That’s the one among an uncountable multitude.