Dixon, Illinois Now Home to a Church Shaped Like a Flaccid Penis

Perhaps because you can’t say Dixon without saying dick, the local Christian Scientists in Dixon, Illinois, decided to build a church in the shape of a cock and balls. The architectural drawings must have been hawt – and now, thanks to Google Earth, we can all enjoy the borderline X-rated view from above:

For more inadvertent merriment, I’m happy to report that the new church has a slogan to match: “Rising up.”

(via the Huffington Post)

About Terry Firma

Terry Firma, though born and Journalism-school-educated in Europe, has lived in the U.S. for the past 20-odd years. Stateside, his feature articles have been published in the New York Times, Reason, Rolling Stone, Playboy, and Wired. Terry is the founder of Moral Compass, a now dormant site that poked fun at the delusional claim by people of faith that a belief in God equips them with superior moral standards. He joined Friendly Atheist in 2013.


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