Dixon, Illinois Now Home to a Church Shaped Like a Flaccid Penis

Perhaps because you can’t say Dixon without saying dick, the local Christian Scientists in Dixon, Illinois, decided to build a church in the shape of a cock and balls. The architectural drawings must have been hawt — and now, thanks to Google Earth, we can all enjoy the borderline X-rated view from above:

For more inadvertent merriment, I’m happy to report that the new church has a slogan to match: “Rising up.”

(via the Huffington Post)

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