War on Christmas Darling: A Joyous Song

Rocky Mountain Mike created this lovely ballad you can begin singing any day now:

(Thanks to Jessica for the link!)

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  • JohnnieCanuck

    Kind of catchy. It’d be nice if it got some significant airplay.

  • Jeff

    Nice, but not offensive enough for those so offended by “the war on Christmas”. I think Walking Around in Women’s Underwear is a much nicer Christmas tune.

    • http://lady-die.deviantart.com/ LizzyJessie

      Never understood what’s so wrong about that. I walk around in women’s underwear all of the time.

      • http://youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q Kevin_Of_Bangor

        If people truly knew how many men walked around in women’s underwear they would be shocked as for different Christmas tunes, this one is my favorite.

        Sherwin Linton – Santa Got A DWI


        • http://www.flickr.com/photos/chidy/ chicago dyke, TOWAN

          so, wait.. Christmas is about crossdressing? i did not know.

          • Crash Override

            And now you do. And knowing is half the battle.

            • EighthDoctor

              G. I. JOOOOOOE!
              (Sorry, couldn’t help myself.)

              • Crash Override

                No need to apologize, was hoping for such a response. :)

          • McAtheist

            It’s traditional, “don we now our gay apparel”

    • C.L. Honeycutt

      Oh my god why have I never heard of this brilliant song before!

      To thank you, let me link Nine Inch Noels:


      (This SHOULD be the right song, I’ve only listened to the audio before, didn’t know the video existed. I’m moving and my speakers and headset are packed up already.)

  • wtbusdriver

    I’ll wait until after turkey day to post this. I do think it’s great.

  • A3Kr0n

    What’s “schmaltzy?” That’s the word that kept going through my mind during the song. Very well done IMO.

  • baal

    I found that song painful. I think it was intentional but um, ouch.