Cthulhu, Jesus, and Muhammad: Best Friends 4 Ever

If you’re looking for a controversial shirt that looks perfectly pleasant at first, you’re going to love this one:

(via Chibi T-Shirts)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.

  • http://youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q Kevin_Of_Bangor

    I’m going to update my secret Santa info on reddit :)

  • http://lady-die.deviantart.com/ LizzyJessie

    Gah! I think I just lost a SAN check.

  • cyb pauli

    ^_^ squee

  • Mitch

    The product info is great: “This shirt is an illustration–nay, a blueprint!–for cross-cultural get-alongness. Wearing this t-shirt will transform you into a paragon of human goodwill and have you pissing magical rainbows of peace and happiness. Also, unicorns will enter the picture somewhere, because everyone will be that happy.”

    • http://youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q Kevin_Of_Bangor

      • Richard Bowen

        That means their shit is a liquid containing the elements that have a rainbow spectrum similar to earth’s atmosphere.

        • Sweetredtele

          Or it’s MAGIC!

          • http://youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q Kevin_Of_Bangor

            Damn right it is magic.

        • Timothy McLean

          I approve of any attempt to scientifically justify magical phenomena!

          Next challenge: How do therianthropes change their mass so extremely when they change forms?

          • baal

            They store the extra mass in the Dirac Sea. duh.

        • http://gamesgirlsgods.blogspot.com/ Feminerd

          Or it’s oily- you can get rainbow-looking sheens from oil slicks on water reflecting the colors of light as they ripple.

    • SJ Carter

      I’m glad you like it! I was particularly inspired when I wrote the description for this one; I think it’s my favorite so far. :-P

  • cary_w

    Sometimes the best thing about reading this blog is seeing shirts like this surrounded by ads for Scientology and magic cross pendants :D

  • northierthanthou.com

    Bwaha! That is hilarious.

  • MichaelNewsham

    Is this by the same person that did the great ‘Cthulhu meets Hello Kitty ‘ comics? the artwork looks similar

    • SJ Carter

      Nope, not us.

      • MichaelNewsham

        Thanks for the reply- love your stuff

  • Rain

    It would look great on a billboard.

    • Randay

      It needs the FSM.

      • Heather Posey Welborn

        Hey! FSM is REAL! Don’t you talk about my monster like that, or we’re gonna have a PROBLEM!

        • Randay

          I apologize. Maybe his/her Monsterness could be placed in the corner where the Sun now is with his noodly appendages in place of the rainbow, maybe strangling the Jesus and Mo usurpers. I give the benefit of doubt for Cthulhu who may be an ally.

  • http://retroremixes.wordpress.com/ Retro Remixes

    I’ll take one in every size.

    • SJ Carter

      Please do!

  • keddaw

    Isn’t the rainbow the symbol of those evil gayz? Wouldn’t that upset Mo and Big J’s followers?

    If so, order me one now.

    • WallofSleep

      “Wouldn’t that upset Mo and Big J’s followers?”

      *sigh* It’s the same everywhere I go. No one gives a flying fuck if the devotees of Cthulhu are offended by seeing him depicted in a scene of kindness and love with a pair of degenerate primates. This is isn’t the dimension I grew up in, I can tell you that. I barely recognize it anymore. DECLINE!

      • keddaw

        Cthulhu is just a myth, you gullible fool…

        • http://lady-die.deviantart.com/ LizzyJessie

          “Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity.”
          ― H.P. Lovecraft

          • baal

            I wasn’t going to reply but everytime I read the quote you posted, I love it again.

        • baal

          Can you really be that sure? I think you need to spend some time with my and my friends and visit a swamp. You might then understand your peril better.

          • keddaw

            It’s simply His Noodly Appendages messing with you.

  • Timothy McLean

    I’m not sure what to comment on first…

    I’ve got it! Shouldn’t Mohammed have lost all of his SAN by now, turning him into a gibbering wreck of a prophet?

  • Dennis Rusinak

    How about the countless paintings of Adam and Eve with belly buttons? Do the good Christians complain about the inaccuracy of that?

    • Randay

      Good point that I hadn’t thought of.

  • baal

    I love Cthulhu – but where are his wings?

    • SJ Carter

      They’re primly folded behind his back.

      Real answer: it was an artistic decision so that the picture wouldn’t look too cluttered.

  • L.Long

    Sorry but the image is ALL wrong.

    Mo was a real dick and judging by his followers not all that cute.

    Jesus wasn’t any cuter and was a real bastard (in every way).

    And Cthulhu was always hungry and would have eaten them both and the artist as well.

  • Dave The Sandman

    Death to the world….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI

    A merry Cthulhu Christmas my fellow travellers


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