Now that Thanksgiving is upon us, it’s time to kick off this year’s Heathen Holiday Cards!
As you may recall, last year, we posted readers’ best/funniest/most irreverent/warmest non-religious holiday cards.
We wanted to kick off the 2013 holiday season by featuring some cards that our readers are selling. The reason this particular post is going up earlier this year (Yes, guys, I read your gripes that the call-out for cards was too damn early. I hear your complaints) is because I wanted to give readers a chance to sell their cards, and they’ll likely need a couple weeks to get them out to you.
Not only did we get responses, we had some generous offers for giveaways!
Let’s start with those.
First up: Noble Works Cards
They have a bevy of irreverent cards for sale, like this one:
There are plenty more to be had, and you — yes YOU! — can be the proud owner of a set of your very own!
Noble Cards Works is giving away three gift certificates for $25, $50 and $75, good for any cards on the site. (Seriously, with a $75 certificate, you may never need to buy cards again!)
To enter the contest, just leave a comment below with the hashtag #HeathenHolidayCards1 (We’ll contact the random winners soon)!
There are a handful of holiday cards and some for a few other occasions, as well.
There are also a few other cards created by readers that are available for sale:
Dan Milberg has a few holiday cards for sale and, as much as it pains me to say it due to my immense and vaguely inappropriate adoration for Christmas music, this one made me chuckle:
And, finally, some awesome ornaments from reader Jordana:
Now your tree can be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
Thank you to everyone who has submitted their cards so far. Please support your fellow readers and give their various pages your custom.
If you have cards or holiday accoutrements that you wish to sell or just share, please don’t hesitate to send links and images to HeathenHolidayCards@gmail.com. We’ll continue to share them as we get closer to Christmas.