Church Offers a 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee to Tithers if God Doesn’t Reward Them

Considering that one of the common criticisms people have of churches in general is that they’re all about taking your money, you’d think pastors would at least try to be subtle in how they ask for it. You know, pass around collection plates while talking about something else. Or maybe leave boxes in the back of the church where people can discreetly drop money in as they leave.

Sagebrush Community Church in Albuquerque, New Mexico never got that memo.

They’re not just asking for money; they’re asking people who haven’t tithed in the past six months to start doing it again while offering a 90-day money-back guarantee if God doesn’t reward them as a result.

It’s called the 90-Day Tithe Challenge:

Here’s how this works.

You give the church 10% of your income. After 90 days, if God hasn’t rewarded you and shown His “faithfulness,” you are eligible to get a complete refund.

I guess no one at the church ever read Matthew 4:7:

Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’

Or Luke 4:12:

Jesus answered, “It is said: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’

Or Deuteronomy 6:16:

Do not put the Lord your God to the test as you did at Massah.

That aside, so many questions to ask…

  • Is this 10% of your gross income or net income?
  • Who gets to decide if God’s been faithful to you? Fred Clark offers this hypothetical:

    If you’re praying that your child will be accepted into college and they only get accepted into their safety school, would that count as a wholly faithful or only partially faithful response by God?

  • What Christian who wants to be a part of this church would have the guts to become a social pariah by saying, “Nope, God didn’t reward me and I’d like all my money back”?
  • If you do say that, can the church offer a rebuttal?
  • Why does the contract say you’re “entitled to request a refund of the full amount of contributions” and not you’re “entitled to a refund…”?
  • And, the most important question of them all, if you’re a devout Christian, why would you even bother playing this game?

If you doubt that God will reward you, you’re better off just not giving Sagebrush any money and saving yourself the hassle of the contract. If you support the church, then you don’t need the contract.

This is a win-win for the church, since they obviously don’t care about public perception. At worst, they refund people their money and get right back to where they started since those people hadn’t been tithing, anyway. At best, they get thousands of dollars per tither that they weren’t getting before.

Sure, they just contribute to the already-nasty stereotype so many people have of Christian churches, but MONEYS!

All that said, at least the pastors at Sagebrush aren’t as bad as Pastor Ed Young, who once told his congregation to flat-out hand over their checking account and bank routing numbers, so he could pay for things like a private jet:

(via Matthew Paul Turner)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.


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