If Eminem Were Atheist, He’d Sound Like This

David James Tibbetts blasphemes more in two minutes than most atheists do all day. He does it pretty damn well, too:

Incredulous religiosity, will be met with rational ferocity
Theology is astrology — not a basis for national policy
Double talk, two faced Tautology
Sourced from young earth cosmology
Why are we waiting, debating; they’re legislating and hating

Discriminating, parading, and our rights violating
With constitution pollution by abusing confusion
Using corporate collusion achieving private intrusion
Masquerading, falsely stating, [elating in our] abating
I’ll end this congressional evading, chambers need some ventilating

Someone put that to music so it sounds like Bo Burnham.

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