Three High School Seniors Bring a ‘Dirty Mag’ to a Church Lock-In and End Up Being Terrorized by a Demon

Yeah, sure you’ll get my attention with a line like this:

Parents met with church leaders to discuss criminal charges they were considering filing against the church for child endangerment, neglect and torture.

But it’s not a news account. It’s part of the fake story behind a new Christian horror film, The Lock In, that purports to show how watching porn is a danger to one’s mortal soul. The working premise seems to be that Beelzebub lurks inside lady parts. Or maybe that’s chlamydia. (See? I’m already confused.)

Anyway, I know I had you at “Christian horror film,” so without further ado, here’s the trailer:

It’s all very Blair Witch-y, but with Bibles.

Release date in four weeks. (Heh – release! Giggity.)

I can’t wait.

About Terry Firma

Terry Firma, though born and Journalism-school-educated in Europe, has lived in the U.S. for the past 20-odd years. Stateside, his feature articles have been published in the New York Times, Reason, Rolling Stone, Playboy, and Wired. Terry is the founder of Moral Compass, a now dormant site that poked fun at the delusional claim by people of faith that a belief in God equips them with superior moral standards. He joined Friendly Atheist in 2013.

  • WallofSleep

    ” The working premise seems to be that Beelzebub lurks inside lady parts.”

    When will these silly christians learn? That’s a feature, not a bug.

  • paulalovescats

    Pleeeeease tell me it’s a farce. Pleeeeease! If it’s real, they are harming kids much more than a naked woman could.

  • http://roguemedic.com/ Rogue Medic

    The Blair Church Project. Everything you’ve heard is true.

    Belief in God results in Demon worship – this movie can show you how!

    They can use the footage from the original, since witches and demons are both from the Bible.

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  • http://roguemedic.com/ Rogue Medic

    Paula M Marshall,

    If it’s real, they are harming kids much more than a naked woman could.

    That depends on the naked woman.

    Jenny McCarthy can do a lot of harm with her vaccine denialism.

    .

  • LesterBallard

    “The working premise seems to be that Beelzebub lurks inside lady parts.”

    He does. I’ve seen him.

  • LesterBallard

    And her acting.

  • http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2010/06/introduction.html uzza

    What the hell’s a church lock in, is that a thing? If it is, that’s scary as hell.


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