Dusty Smith’s Top 10 Christian Fails of 2013

If you get offended by bad language, you’ll want to step away from the computer right now…

For everyone else, I give you Dusty Smith‘s Top 10 Christian Fails of 2013:

#3 cracked me up :)

The important question now: When’s someone going to make the video documenting the other 3904402341 fails?

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  • Mick

    Dusty gets a bit excited doesn’t he? A real pain in the ears.

  • https://soundcloud.com/eddieboydmusic flyb

    Agreed. I could only watch about 4 minutes. It would be a little more tolerable for me if he toned it down and slowed it down. Anyway, I’m getting more out of the few comments here so far!

  • $925105

    Can’t bear to listen to him either. Perhaps it’s cool in the angst teenage crowd but just yelling and swearing isn’t edgy, it’s pretty sad.

  • http://snigsfoot.blogspot.com/ Rob Crompton

    So in #4 Ray Comfort tells us all how he would behave if he thought evolution was true. Maybe it’s a good thing he’s impervious to reason. Just imagine a non-believing Ray Comfort set loose upon the world!

  • Matt Ranson

    Well, sex is a big part of evolution….

  • tinker

    Xtians have implied that if they were not afraid of eternal damnation they would all go on killing sprees so I am not surprised that someone that always has unorthodox sex on the brain would fantasize about what he would do.

  • SkepticsRUs

    I accept evolution as true, but now thanks to Ray Comfort I also know why I like it!

  • LesterBallard

    Apparently, Christians are psychopaths and sociopaths kept in check by the thin leash of Christianity.

  • Rebecca Smith

    “This is a special goldfish.” And you’re a “special” goldfish eater, lady.

  • paulalovescats

    Yes, Matt Pitt, we expect you to know you did NOT go through the police academy. If you had, you would have remembered! “Well, lookie there!” What a prick. Dusty! Killed 70 times TMI!

  • Pofarmer

    I really wish we could send Ray Comfort back to Australia.

  • Mick

    Ray came from New Zealand. It was Ken Ham who came from Australia.

  • diogeneslamp0

    Comfort is from New Zealand. Ken Ham is from Australia.

  • Paul Jackson

    Who cares where they’re from? Send them both to Antarctica.

  • Pofarmer

    I’m with Paul. But I would feel a little for the poor researchers down there.

  • Dave The Sandman

    The Cult Of Dusty….well worth leaving the less funny and more scary Cult of Cthulhu for
    Preach on Brother D!

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

  • Annette

    I’m really a pretty low-key, not cursy, not in-your-face type of person, and Dusty’s humor isn’t always up my alley, but OFSM, I laughed aloud and had tears in my eyes when he talked about the porn movie. The demon part particularly. It was so bad, but so hysterical. I’m almost ashamed of myself. If I were still a Christian, I’d probably be praying and anointing my house with shame, so I’ve clearly come a long way.

  • diogeneslamp0

    Pornography releases semen… not demon.

  • We’re hungry; can you fetus?

    This guy pisses me off. He is the reason people dislike atheists. He ruined a funny video too.

  • Richard Thomas

    I thought it was funny. He doesn’t speak for me, and neither do you.

  • SkepticsRUs

    That’s a great top ten list. Dusty could tone his commentary down a bit in volume and vitriol because these ten can stand on their own.

    My only question is where can I get a copy of Holey Moley. Should I look for it on my favorite porn site?

  • Michael Harrison

    One: Can you imagine a comedian saying, “My jokes were funny; your failure to laugh shows you have no sense of humor”?

    Two: The Ray Comfort bit reminds me of a Christian who once told me that the only reason I claim not to believe is how it gets me out of going to church.

    Three: _The Lock In_ makes me think, “Good Deeds go with Everyman to the Land of Death.” There’s nothing like a heavy-handed morality play where speculations are paraded as facts just for the sake of the conclusion determined ahead of time. And then there’s the pathetic production value.

    And ‘Dragons are dinos’ is nothing new. Although Dusty’s accidental endorsement of the prosperity gospel (with his claim that if God existed, there would be no money troubles for believers) is disheartening; religion is never going away–reason is not the natural state for our species–so let’s please not reinforce the most asshole-ish interpretations of it.

  • Friendlier

    I am an Atheist, but remind me where the “Friendly” in “The Friendly Atheist” comes from. These posts are generally negative, snarky, and stereotypically lump all believers into one big “dumbass” camp (just like believers do to us). Can’t we as a people rise above the level of petty dickishness?

  • Pofarmer

    I dunno, petty dickishness has it’s place. I kinda needed it.

  • Richard Thomas

    Yeah, because humor is the equivalent of BURN IN HELL SINNER

  • Paul Jackson

    Who cares if he swears a bit. It never ceases to amaze me that atheists who are otherwise reasonable people will get so bent out of shape over a few syllables entering their ears in a forbidden pattern.

  • Rain

    Dusty they can hear you clear up in Canada and they wear ear muffs all the time. For cryin out loud tone it down a little.

  • Rain

    I actually feel bad for the goldfish lady being conned her whole life by people like pastor Sheriff Matt the preacher/meth junkie dude.